| OP wanted to see how long their troll post would last. Four pages (maybe I'll make it five). Good job! |
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I'm pretty confident you can really embarrass your kids just by being your normal self.
To prank them don't pull any funny business at all, your kids will be pleasantly shocked and the other kids will not even know how lucky they got. They might even come over again sometime. |
The pop up snake is only funny if you're 5. |
| You don’t. Grow up. This is never going to be funny. |
| weird |
| Serve them brownies shaped like the letter E so it’s “Brown Es” |
| Wear a long haired wig so the friends will ask your kid if their moms wearing a wig. Act normal. Then wear a really short one. Change it up every encounter. |
Seems attention-seeking, not really funny. Just look-at-me-I'm-being-funneee! |
| improvised explosive device |
| Secondhand embarrassment for OP |
| Guess you don’t want your kid to have any more sleepovers OP? |
| I went to a sleepover once around 10 years old were the parents pulled out dessert with a candle for my birthday that was coming up, and the candle was one of those that would light back up on its own. They were cracking up but I was so embarrassed that they played a joke on me. Obviously I haven’t forgotten about it lol. |
You nailed the timing! |
| Bust out the scream mask and black hoodie |
Please don't be this parent. Respect the child/parent boundaries and don't try to be part of their social life. They need you to be a parent, not the class clown for their friends. |