Was Tucker Carlson "Brunch Granny"? Women waste fertility on "brunch, Netflix, and white wine"

[Anonymous]

We’ve done it again, dcum. We’ve solved the mystery of brunch granny. And a slow clap to you, Tucker, your charade was a good one but you’ve been out witted at last!

[Anonymous]

Tucker is a teetotaler as well, which may also explain the character's aversion to day drinking whippersnappers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who is Brunch Granny??

Working at a high paying job with Netflix and brunch and white wine on the weekends and no descendants sounds like a fantasy to me. Ughh so wonderful.

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1034499.page

Where are the older granny posts that generated that such a thread?

I think this was the first appearance by Brunch Granny.
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1033269.page

[Anonymous]

What a pathetic thread. You actually spend time on this?

[Anonymous]

1) No one is saying it’s bad to become a mother, he’s just strawmanning.

2) His wife is literally an attorney who graduated from Yale law school and clerked at the Supreme Court. But I guess it’s ok for his wife to have a high-powered job but maybe not ok for anyone else?

3) this type of messaging is annoyingly common. Maybe it was Tucker Carlson’s people who first put it out there in a relatively secular manner, cribbing the message from the evangelicals and conservative Catholics who have been banging this drum for years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

1) No one is saying it’s bad to become a mother, he’s just strawmanning.

2) His wife is literally an attorney who graduated from Yale law school and clerked at the Supreme Court. But I guess it’s ok for his wife to have a high-powered job but maybe not ok for anyone else?

3) this type of messaging is annoyingly common. Maybe it was Tucker Carlson’s people who first put it out there in a relatively secular manner, cribbing the message from the evangelicals and conservative Catholics who have been banging this drum for years.

What if they do both - become mothers and work at Goldman Sachs? Like Ted Cruz’s wife?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What a pathetic thread. You actually spend time on this?

Welcome!

[Anonymous]

Yep, Cruz and Vance’s wives are ruthless strivers like their husbands. I think Vance’s wife was also commuting cross country or living apart from her husband because her firm was in California while he claimed to be back living in Ohio. Which is in total contrast of his posture in his tweet above.

Carlson’s wife was actually a homemaker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What a pathetic thread. You actually spend time on this?

Welcome!

one of us! One of us! One of us!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, these are really starting to read like his monologue. UVA is also ranked #25 by US News.

It's not money, it's decades of Hollywood and feminist propaganda. It's "cool" and "sophisticated" and "worldly" to piss away your prime fertility years living in the big city and traveling and waiting two hours to be seated for a hip brunch and rising the ladder at your make-work career, so you can piss more money away on shoes, travel, and instagram-worthy furniture.

I'm not a "dude" or a "hag". I'm in my mid 40s, married, mother of three, one grandchild, a meaningful career, and all of my children attended top 25 universities. Play coy that being a wine or martini drunk, and wasting weekends away shopping and brunching weren't a "thing" for women over the last two decades. It's basically the premise of SATC. Waste your 20s and 30s and you'll land a Mr Big. Fertility? Don't worry about it! Have hedonistic fun! Millions of women who should have been married and having babies were wasting their lives on nothing. Pointless consumerism, and now, nothing to show for it. No heirs, no legacy, nobody will remember them. Genetic dead ends. Never mind end of life, imagine being stricken with an illness in your 30s 40s 50s and no husband or children to help. Or a husband who is exponentially more likely to leave you because he has no children with you. Never experiencing the joys of grandchildren. It's terribly sad how many women were conned.

Imagine being smug about waiting until your 30s to have your first child. High probability you and/or your husband die before you experience the joy of grandchildren.

These are the kinds of people who make their children’s lives hell because they are “owed” grandchildren.

I love my kids. I'm so glad I had them. But on no planet do I give any Fs if they ever have kids or not. I plan on having lots of things in retirement to bring me joy other than grandchildren.

[Anonymous]

"We're not going back to brunch"

[Anonymous]

I don't really understand this thread, but then I'm a foreigner and most of us did marry our college sweethearts and had kids in our late 20s.

I take it Carlson is a Nasty Right-Wing person, therefore whatever comes out of his mouth is automatically trash, and we must deride it?

Because looking at the infertility forum, some women are experiencing heartbreak waiting to have kids later in life. It's not about grandkids or brunch. It's about having kids without spending a fortune in invasive and painful treatments.

But yes, I agree it'd be funny if such a commentator, or his wife, pored over DCUM threads.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't really understand this thread, but then I'm a foreigner and most of us did marry our college sweethearts and had kids in our late 20s.

I take it Carlson is a Nasty Right-Wing person, therefore whatever comes out of his mouth is automatically trash, and we must deride it?

Because looking at the infertility forum, some women are experiencing heartbreak waiting to have kids later in life. It's not about grandkids or brunch. It's about having kids without spending a fortune in invasive and painful treatments.

But yes, I agree it'd be funny if such a commentator, or his wife, pored over DCUM threads.

Bless your heart!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

1) No one is saying it’s bad to become a mother, he’s just strawmanning.

2) His wife is literally an attorney who graduated from Yale law school and clerked at the Supreme Court. But I guess it’s ok for his wife to have a high-powered job but maybe not ok for anyone else?

3) this type of messaging is annoyingly common. Maybe it was Tucker Carlson’s people who first put it out there in a relatively secular manner, cribbing the message from the evangelicals and conservative Catholics who have been banging this drum for years.

What if they do both - become mothers and work at Goldman Sachs? Like Ted Cruz’s wife?

Yeah that’s only ok if you’re a right-winger or married to one (making you a right-winger by default). If a liberal woman was a mom and also had a high-powered job? Nope!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We’ve done it again, dcum. We’ve solved the mystery of brunch granny. And a slow clap to you, Tucker, your charade was a good one but you’ve been out witted at last!

DCUM solves the brunch granny mystery and now it makes sense! Proud of DCUM.