Love is Blind - Season 2

[Anonymous]

I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

LOL I'm hammered!

[Anonymous]

Let’s add when Shane wears capris or pulls his pant legs up to look like capris to the drinking game.

And of course, when anyone drinks from a golden goblet!

[Anonymous]

Yes, it is required that you play this drinking game with golden goblets.

More— drink any time:

Iyanna giggles
Shane’s eyes bug out
Shane says something disgusting like “I have to go #2”
Anyone mentions someone’s “energy”
Rose petals are sprinkled anywhere
Bathrobes are worn (including Shaina’s mom)
A dog or cat is on screen
A parent or friend expresses concern about the marriage

(Yes, this is just an excuse to get wasted.)

[Anonymous]

Shane also reminds me of a cross between Gary Busey’s son Jake Busey, and Johnny Test the cartoon.

[Anonymous]

How is Shaina only 31? I thought she was 46. Wow.Woe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

I fast-forwarded through all the songs and instrument playing. I don't know who that appeals to, but it's not me. I literally could not follow Danielle and Nick's fights. Maybe it's my learning disabilities or maybe I'm distracted by how gay he seems, who knows? Seems very telling that Mallory's sister met Sal once and was pretty cold, and then wouldn't come to the dress shopping and Sal's parents haven't made an appearance at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

I fast-forwarded through all the songs and instrument playing. I don't know who that appeals to, but it's not me. I literally could not follow Danielle and Nick's fights. Maybe it's my learning disabilities or maybe I'm distracted by how gay he seems, who knows? Seems very telling that Mallory's sister met Sal once and was pretty cold, and then wouldn't come to the dress shopping and Sal's parents haven't made an appearance at all.

I can't tell if Nick and Danielle's fights are the result of terrible editing or just plain craziness, but I can't follow either. Everything is like...

Nick: "You mean so much to me."

Danielle: "Hm. Ok"

Nick: "What's wrong?"

Danielle: "Well...you said I mean so much to you. I thought you would've said I mean EVERYTHING to you"

Nick: "Wait. What?"

Danielle: "I don't mean everything to you which means I don't mean anything to you. And why do you care if I hang out with my friends?

Nick: *sweats* "I don't...I don't understand."

Danielle: "The way you're speaking to me right now is all I need to know about our future"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Shane also reminds me of a cross between Gary Busey’s son Jake Busey, and Johnny Test the cartoon.

My wife & I periodically argue over whether he looks more like Gary or Jake. She's Team Gary, I'm Team Jake. In fairness, she hasn't been exposed to much of Jake's work whereas I'll watch "Starship Troopers" any chance I get.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

I fast-forwarded through all the songs and instrument playing. I don't know who that appeals to, but it's not me. I literally could not follow Danielle and Nick's fights. Maybe it's my learning disabilities or maybe I'm distracted by how gay he seems, who knows? Seems very telling that Mallory's sister met Sal once and was pretty cold, and then wouldn't come to the dress shopping and Sal's parents haven't made an appearance at all.

I can't tell if Nick and Danielle's fights are the result of terrible editing or just plain craziness, but I can't follow either. Everything is like...

Nick: "You mean so much to me."

Danielle: "Hm. Ok"

Nick: "What's wrong?"

Danielle: "Well...you said I mean so much to you. I thought you would've said I mean EVERYTHING to you"

Nick: "Wait. What?"

Danielle: "I don't mean everything to you which means I don't mean anything to you. And why do you care if I hang out with my friends?

Nick: *sweats* "I don't...I don't understand."

Danielle: "The way you're speaking to me right now is all I need to know about our future"

*chef's kiss*

Excellent comment!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let’s add when Shane wears capris or pulls his pant legs up to look like capris to the drinking game.

And of course, when anyone drinks from a golden goblet!

What is with the golden goblets? They are so strange and everywhere the show goes! Its not like they are trying to hide the alcohol because they show people pouring wine in the glass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

I fast-forwarded through all the songs and instrument playing. I don't know who that appeals to, but it's not me. I literally could not follow Danielle and Nick's fights. Maybe it's my learning disabilities or maybe I'm distracted by how gay he seems, who knows? Seems very telling that Mallory's sister met Sal once and was pretty cold, and then wouldn't come to the dress shopping and Sal's parents haven't made an appearance at all.

I can't tell if Nick and Danielle's fights are the result of terrible editing or just plain craziness, but I can't follow either. Everything is like...

Nick: "You mean so much to me."

Danielle: "Hm. Ok"

Nick: "What's wrong?"

Danielle: "Well...you said I mean so much to you. I thought you would've said I mean EVERYTHING to you"

Nick: "Wait. What?"

Danielle: "I don't mean everything to you which means I don't mean anything to you. And why do you care if I hang out with my friends?

Nick: *sweats* "I don't...I don't understand."

Danielle: "The way you're speaking to me right now is all I need to know about our future"

I love you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I inexplicably love this show. Drinking game for this season:

Drink every time:

Shane wears skinny jeans
Danielle worries about what "might" happen
Shake questions his "animalistic" attraction for Deeps
Shane says he doesn't "believe" in 401ks
Anyone overshares about sex
Sal sings a song
Sal plays the ukelele
Mallory says "oh that so cyuuuuute"
Mallory wears a bun
Jarette wears a do-rag
Jarette, Iyanna, Mallory or Sal mention Jarette and Mallory as a couple
Anyone mentions their engagement ring
Anyone mentions owning a home or condo
There's an older white mom on screen who should have used more sunscreen
Anyone mentions having once been fat
Anyone says "in the pods"
Anyone gets into a fight seemingly out of nowhere (looking at you, Nick and Danielle)

I fast-forwarded through all the songs and instrument playing. I don't know who that appeals to, but it's not me. I literally could not follow Danielle and Nick's fights. Maybe it's my learning disabilities or maybe I'm distracted by how gay he seems, who knows? Seems very telling that Mallory's sister met Sal once and was pretty cold, and then wouldn't come to the dress shopping and Sal's parents haven't made an appearance at all.

I really like Nick but he's giving me major gay vibes too. The way he was sweating at the wedding ceremony confirmed everything I was thinking. He needs to run from crazy Danielle.
Also, yes weird that we havent met Sal and Mallory's parents.
Iyanna should say no to Jarette. She was his plan B and the fact that he goes out so much when they're still in the getting to know you stage is a red flag for me.
I like Natalie a lot and I'm surprised she puts up with Shaynes constant insecurity. She could do wayyyy better. After the 401k comment I'd be gone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any predictions for Friday? In the last minute at Danielle and Nick's wedding, he didn't smile once. He's definitely saying no.

Nick is going to say no (and he should). Danielle needs a therapist, not a husband.

I predict Shake is going to say no. I think he likes the idea of Deepti but isn't going to be able to get over the lack of physical attraction. I think he's friend zoned her.

Shayne and Natalie will both say yes but I doubt it will last. His energy and need for constant affirmation is going to exhaust her. It's fun and exciting now because it's new. It will wear off.

Sal and Mallory...I really don't know. I could see this one going either way. I think she wants to like him a lot more than she actually does. I feel like she's trying to convince herself and you see it when she's always reacting to things with "you're so cute."

Iyanna and Jarrette. I think she's going to say no.

I agree with all of your predictions. I think Mallory really likes Sal, but not enough. In return, he seems to almost like her too much, if that makes sense in anyway? I do think that he is a real catch. He seems very sweet, devoted, and loyal, and he is musical, and very good looking. I think she would be crazy to pass on him but she seems to need somebody with a bit of a more edge.

In the preview, Ayana looked absolutely beautiful. She can do so much better. She seems so kind hearted and sweet, but also has a very realistic and rational look at things. I’m glad she is trusting her instincts. I think her fiancé is making big proclamations about how he feels about her because he’s hoping the words will sync and if he says it out loud.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Did Deepti lose a lot of weight? You can tell when she’s swimming in the cenote and she has a lot of stretch marks. Shake is cute but Deepti is pretty, I don’t get how he doesn’t think that.

He said he only really likes blonde white girls in their very first meeting, which should have been a HUGE red flag to Deepti. She should have told him to go find a blonde to fetishize somewhere else and walked right then. It's mind-boggling to me that she didn't.

Deepti said she has only dated blonde men before now amd she considers that something they have in common rather than meaning he’s not attracted to her.

I hope they don’t end up togeybrvausecshes gonna be pissed that he’s telling everyone that he’s not attracted to her! Mortifying.