Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

All the comments were about candy and snacks. Only one about the cruise and that was from someone who already signed up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Big Sis hawking the cruise again.

The one that started out as a super secret book club thing. Then became a thing for other corneaters. Then became a thing for the corneaters and their friends, sisters, and mothers. Then became a thing for everyone and their husbands and boyfriends and accountants.

Now she’s offering a “private” lunch with Big Sis (including snacks) if you sign up by March 15!

This feels like a slow rolling shit show.

Popcorn 🍿 would be the perfect snack for watching this shit show.

[Anonymous]

You know this private lunch won’t really be private. She’ll have her besties around for 24/7 protection from the riffraff.

Wonder if Tyler will be on the cruise or if he already has plans with Shannon…

[Anonymous]

Knowing that 'corn eaters' has been revealed, was it really the best choice to make a call for 'snack eaters'....

[Anonymous]

I can't stand to watch those videos like the bedroom one, where she holds the camera above her head like she's trying to show us her whole body or b00bs or whatever, and constantly playing with her hair or touching herself. It's so distracting, along with the bright red lipstick.

[Anonymous]

I think sis and sass were made for each other - can’t think of any other 40/50ish year olds who constantly state how cute they are than those two 🤮

[Anonymous]

The way she calls Chattanuga "The Chatt" is so cringe.

Jen so wants to be the Coolest Girl in 7th Grade. Trouble is she's close to 50.

Any grown ass woman who thinks Big Sis is aspirational or "cool" or someone to look up to really needs to do some inner soul searching.

[Anonymous]

Also, they know how to get free stuff. I think she posts so that local places will hook her up. It works bc someone already replied.

And I bet big sass loves when her fans talk about meeting them

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can't stand to watch those videos like the bedroom one, where she holds the camera above her head like she's trying to show us her whole body or b00bs or whatever, and constantly playing with her hair or touching herself. It's so distracting, along with the bright red lipstick.

Yep it's a way to make her appear thin - to film at that angle. And the constant preening is the absolute worst. It's all very "try hard" and obvious.

[Anonymous]

"The Chatt" is worse than "Nash."

She will spin the Tyler breakup as yet another example of her loving so big. He needs to do her a favor and let her go.

I agree with a PP- where is her group of internet besties to call out Tyler on his unboyfriend behavior? How he is not right for her now or ever.

[Anonymous]

Someone on the Reddit hatmaker snark thread shared that she posted his book on IG and he immediately starting flirting with her via DM. Tyler is bad news for someone wanting a committed, healthy relationship.

[Anonymous]

Aww let them have their fun! Jen, Tyler and everyone around them obviously know this relationship is going nowhere.

Let Jen continue her fantasy. She needs it! Brandon moving on with a stunningly gorgeous woman is devastating, especially as he was the one who cheated!

Harking on about how Jen is fake is like screaming that the WWE is fake. We ALL know.

[Anonymous]

Jen’s post about Tuscany cracked me up. Really, Jen, you’re just now discovering Europe?!?

[Anonymous]

I’ve been to Chattanooga a lot of times. I have never, ever, not even once heard anyone say “The Chatt”. How can she not see how embarrassing she is? Who wants to be almost 50 and still trying for Prom Queen? M’am, you are almost technically considered to be a senior citizen. Have a couple of seats and leave that to the actual Gen Z’ers. Nobody is saying you need to act like an old lady but you can emotionally act your age.

[Anonymous]

Jen’s next tour needs to “hit up” these “dope” Tennessee cities:

The Chatt
The Nash
The Knox
The Memph