The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That skirt is so ugly. It fits well though. And her sleeves are all the way down, so that's a plus.

Almost. She still rolled up the cuffs a bit if you look closely lol.

I am Usha's biggest hater but I genuinely think this is one of her better looks. She actually (almost) looks polished for once.

I would've gone with a silk blouse instead of cotton (looks a little too casual with the skirt) and not pushed the sleeves up but otherwise I do think she genuinely tried here instead of her usual "Hey, JD said I couldn't wear my pajamas, is this okay?" look.

[Anonymous]

As far as her hair, it looks more voluminous than normal? Idk. Again, she tried, which is more than I can usually say.

Looking at that pic though and it's crazy some of you insist she has a supermodel figure. And I say this as someone with a similar figure, which is to say completely average.

[Anonymous]

Also, speaking of people's bodies. I was thinking about this yesterday.

I kind of applaud Melania for not taking ozempic. She has gained a little weight with middle age and stress and it would be so easy for her to take ozempic like a lot of other women in this admin have done. So, props to her. I think she knows you can choose your ass or your face and doesn't want the cancer patient face a lot of ozempic abusers get, even if it means she has to carry 10 extra pounds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is someone with Usha’s profile and resources ALWAYS styled so hideously?

I like this look, including her hair, except for the pattern on the skirt.

+1
I agree with the poster who said the patten was too whimsical for the situation. Otherwise, I like this a lot. Hair looks great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As far as her hair, it looks more voluminous than normal? Idk. Again, she tried, which is more than I can usually say.

Looking at that pic though and it's crazy some of you insist she has a supermodel figure. And I say this as someone with a similar figure, which is to say completely average.

No one ever said she had a “supermodel figure”. Simply that she is easy to dress because she has a slim, well-proportioned figure, which she does.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is someone with Usha’s profile and resources ALWAYS styled so hideously?

I like this look, including her hair, except for the pattern on the skirt.

Girl no

It’s so incoherent, nothing goes with anything else.

She’s trying to look bad.

Other people disagree. Girl. I like the crisp white shirt with the pencil skirt. Modern and chic.
DP

[Anonymous]

It reminds me of this look, which I love:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It reminds me of this look, which I love:

This outfit is successful whereas Usha's outfit is not because even though the cotton poplin and the satin are a contrast in both texture and color, they have similar weight and similar visual weight. There is a balance- you'll notice the clingier fabric is covering more of her body as well, so the proportions work too. Imagine this outfit with a short skirt- it wouldn't work at all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How is someone with Usha’s profile and resources ALWAYS styled so hideously?

I like this look, including her hair, except for the pattern on the skirt.

That's 60% of the look....

[Anonymous]

I love the poster who tells us what is “successful” and what is “incoherent.” 😆 Gotta love the self-styled experts on DCUM!

The pencil skirt with white shirt looks modern and stylish. Not a fan of the pattern on the skirt, but it’s not terrible either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It reminds me of this look, which I love:

+100
One of my favorite looks ever!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love the poster who tells us what is “successful” and what is “incoherent.” 😆 Gotta love the self-styled experts on DCUM!

The pencil skirt with white shirt looks modern and stylish. Not a fan of the pattern on the skirt, but it’s not terrible either.

I'm not an expert, but I do have functional vision and can tell when fabric on the human body looks ugly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh, sorry, here's a better look at Usha's outfit. The color is actually really pretty on her and I like the jacket but god damn, woman, PLEASE stop with the sleeves:

JFC he has that Reddit moderator, Funkopop collector, forever-a-virgin phenotype, no matter what he wears or where he is

Audibly laughed at this.

BIL is from Eastern Kentucky and has actually said before that JD has an extremely Appalachian phenotype. (Yes, I know JD did not actually grow up in Appalachia but his parents would've both been Appalachians and according to BIL, he looks it.)

I thought that post was unduly harsh to Reddit moderators, funkopop collectors, and virgins.

[Anonymous]

Where is Melania going to store all the be best stuff now???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where is Melania going to store all the be best stuff now???

Janitor's closet which is to be fair all the office space Mel Mel needs considering she doesn't even live at the WH lol.