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Seriously, how long does your man spend in the bathroom?
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Anonymous
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In a conversation with my mother she says her brother, who is 50 and is camping out at her home for a few weeks now, has been spending hours and hours in the bathroom. At first I asked if he was sick or having 'bathroom issues', but, she says he does this everyday, and one day he was in there half the afternoon. She says maybe cutting his hair or ??? I think it's funny. I even suggested maybe he's getting ready for a date!!!
Well, my hubby clearly doesn't spend enough time in the bathroom to get ready. He takes a shower and comes out the room dripping wet ! hehe. He doesn't even comb his hair! hehe. I used to know this gal who's hubby would spend up to an hour in the bathroom getting ready. He'd gel his hair to be perfect, take his time shaving etc. This guy used to go out on deployment, on a ship with my hubby and he even said that the guys would make fun of him for spending so much time prepping his looks! I think it's halirious.! Usually it's us women that spend the hours of prepping our looks not men! |
Anonymous
| My husband will spend an eternity in the restroom but it's not because he's grooming. I know he takes his sweet time shaving, and then he takes his sweet time cleaning up. Plus, he will happily, happily sit on the toilet with a new magazine for... ever. |
Anonymous
| 10 minutes, a little longer if shaving. But he's definitely not a bathroom camper at all. |
Anonymous
20:24, are you married to my husband? Because he does EXACTLY the same things, most especially toilet time. I know when he goes in there to not expect to see him for a good 15-20 minutes. 
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Anonymous
| My DH takes his laptop into the bathroom with him. GROSS. |
Anonymous
| LOL I better not let my husband see this PP, it might give him ideas! He spends forever in the bathroom reading. |
Anonymous
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Hell, in my house I'm the one that sits on the toilet forever reading, talking on the phone, whatever. Who cares? I used to never at work, but now I can sneak my Blackberry in the bathroom and read!
I can't be the only woman that does this. |
Anonymous
So does mine. |
Anonymous
| hate to be a downer, but locking oneself in the bathroom is a sign of drug use. |
Anonymous
my husband does too - if not he will take his iphone and play video games for at least an hour sitting on the toilet. I dont get it at ALL!!! |
Anonymous
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could he be masterb8ing?
Although I think the drug use thing could be valid - why would a 50 year old hang with his sister for so long? |
Anonymous
I take my laptop in with me (I am a woman) -- why is that weird? I usually read the news. |
Anonymous
| It is gross if you have IBS and shit splatters everywhere - and gets on your laptop bc it is on your lap |
Anonymous
| I also thought it was drugs. BTW, don't sit on the toilet too long--might cause hemorrhoids ("Based on their very low incidence in the developing world, where people squat for bodily functions, hemorrhoids have been attributed to the use of the "sitting" toilet." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoids). |
Anonymous
| My dh sits on the toilet forever! At least 30 minutes. He takes his good old time taking a dump. |