Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Kaelan
Brennan

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Anonymous wrote:Caroline
Elizabeth
William

So. Very. Dry.

My first thought was boring. But then I concluded you must secretly wish you were British royalty.

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Anonymous wrote:Andrey

You adopted him from Russia when he was an older child so you couldn't/wouldn't change his name. You adopted him before you decided to have biological children, you are a vegetarian, and live in a neighborhood where you've really formed a great community.

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Anonymous wrote:Lark

Lily

Anyone?

Organic
Montessori
Etsy shopping
Dad has one of those mason jar holders so he can clip a jar of home brewed beer to his belt during parties.

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Anonymous wrote:Linnea
Mariel

Scandinavian

Swedish. And disappointed that your kids are brunette like their Anglo-mutt dad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Landon

DH is a fan of US soccer. Or cycling. Named him after a hero in that sport.

[Anonymous]

Thomas
Caroline

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Anonymous wrote:Kaelan
Brennan

Lordy, lordy.

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Anonymous wrote:Sam

You're a single mom. Sam is a gentle, kind kid and your ex was an asshole. You were afraid Sam would be like him, so you left. You bought a house in Hyattsville and times were tough but then Sam grew up and didn't need daycare and you moved up at work. You lead a nice, simple life- you and Sam have a quiet dinner and watch National Geographic channel at night before bed. You like when he sleeps in your bed, but worry you'll then become the "single cosleeping mom" so you don't let him. You hope that one day you'll meet someone nice and marry again, but wouldn't be heartbroken if you didn't. You saved up all year and you and Sam are going on a cruise this summer, just the two of you. You can't wait.

This isn't me and I don't know why, but I love this description.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kaelan
Brennan

Some of these names people are posting can't possibly be real.

[Anonymous]

DC 1: Victoria
DC 2: David
DC 3: Nora

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Anonymous wrote:DD: Casey

DS: Andrew but goes by Drew

Your husband and your kids are the human versions of Golden Retrievers. You wish you were as well but you know deep down you're the Dachsund. Casey has long legs and your jealousy over them stings so bad sometimes. Drew us the class clown, but the fun kind, not the a-hole kind. Your husband is just genuinely well liked despite still wearing fraternity tshirts from college and drinking Bud Light. He claims to be "known" for his burgers.

Casey and Drew's mom here. Too funny! The only thing that's right is that I am indeed jealous (though not so badly that it stings) of my daughter's beautiful skin. She actually is short and definitely doesn't have long legs. Drew is sort of a clown, but he's only 3 so it's too soon to tell. My husband wasn't in a fraternity and doesn't even own any college t-shirts, nor does he drink Bud Light. He's definitely not known for his burgers- at least not the meat kind, since we have a vegetarian house.

Funny, I have a friend who has a Casey and Andrew....and the PP description does indeed fit the family. Except the Casey is a boy, so no mom jealousy there.

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Anonymous wrote:Grace and Evan

You married your high school sweetheart and have lived on both coasts together. You try to fit in with the urban mom scene but on the inside you're goofy and geeky and can't put up with any phoniness. You rowed crew or played lacrosse at some point. You are a total lightweight and get drunk of a glass and a half of wine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DC 1: Victoria
DC 2: David
DC 3: Nora

You like the Beckhams?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Evan and Lucas

You're a curly-haired brainiac with a JD or MPP. You ran track or cross-country; no team sports for you. You try to show you're "hip" by still talking about The Wire. You grew up in NY, met your DH in grad school, and send him out with a honey-do list every weeked while you catch up on work.