The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

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Apart from everything else, that’s the most natural smile I have ever seen on him. He ACTUALLY looks happy.

Her pants are waaaay too high waisted. No one should be wearing pants right under their boobs.

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Yearly Children's National hospital visit.

of all the places to not wear a mask during a pandemic- a children's hospital?!?! WAB

She was at one of these events a couple years ago and kids asked questions. One girl asked her what her Christmas food is. She started going on about how she never likes to eat too much, even on a holiday—to sick children and Santa!

I have lost a lot of weight lately for maybe the first time in my life and I realized the secret I had been missing all along was to just not eat in any satisfying quantities. Judge me all you want but this was a revelation. It is depressing as hell and now I know why these women look so miserable all the time!

Great, I learned that as a teen as most do, but I also know not to blather about weight lose techniques in front of cancer patients! At a children’s hospital? During a holiday party?

You dieted as a teen?? It did not even occur to me. Anyway, I guess you could give her credit for a moment of honesty? I mean, considering the woman reads off speeches written by Michelle Obama it was a weird time to decide to be honest but we’ve only got a month left of our adventures with Mel so we might as well appreciate when she is almost a decent human. Unless she goes on a book tour I doubt that anyone will hear her voice in public again...

Uh guys, does anyone notice her fingers? Those do not look human.

Yikes, sometimes I'm okay missing these things. She always walks around with her fingers in a pincer position, like she enjoys playing w/her manicure. Guess her index fingers have gotten stuck that way. Hate her nails.

Thank you for noticing this. The way she holds her fingers in a pincer grip is just so strange.

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Thank you for noticing this. The way she holds her fingers in a pincer grip is just so strange.

I think its a tic to control behavior/keep herself focused. Kinda of like snapping a rubber band or using your fingernail to dig into flesh.

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Women wearing tuxedos ceased being edgy about Sex and the City 2, but just one more time let us examine the double standards that Melanie has been able to take advantage of. Can you imagine the crucifixion Mrs Obama would have faced had she dared wear a FORMAL PANTSUIT intended for the limbs of the masculine? Beyond the crucifixion of her for having the audacity to wear such an outré outfit, can you imagine the racist names they’d call her?

This bland outfit will pass with no comment from the peanut sized testicle crowd. But I take offense. I take offense on Mrs. Obama’s behalf.

And to (sort of) quote The First Wives Club: if she has anymore surgeries, she’s going to be able to blink her lips.

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Xxoo you

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Shouldn't they have top hats, canes, and tap shoes?

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Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

Fake smiles

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Anonymous wrote:Apart from everything else, that’s the most natural smile I have ever seen on him. He ACTUALLY looks happy.

Her pants are waaaay too high waisted. No one should be wearing pants right under their boobs.

It looks like a cummerbund. The photo made me hope they might break out into song, à la summer stock theater.

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His sleeve cuffs are 2-3 inches too short, right? And he is wearing elephant trousers? But they look happy, which hopefully suggests they won’t need to be physically removed from the place.

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Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

She looks like a man. Her pants are too high waisted for that jacket.

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Anonymous wrote:Apart from everything else, that’s the most natural smile I have ever seen on him. He ACTUALLY looks happy.

Her pants are waaaay too high waisted. No one should be wearing pants right under their boobs.

It looks like a cummerbund. The photo made me hope they might break out into song, à la summer stock theater.

It actually looks like maternity pants.

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Anonymous wrote:New family pic.

Girl, brush your hair!

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Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

If she wasn’t standing next to him, I would like it.

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Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

Oh boy... who had Hope Hicks impersonator on their 2020 Holiday Bingo card?