Miss America - For every gal who dreams of becoming a SAHM

[Anonymous]

The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

[Anonymous]

You're wrong. She wants to be a career woman.

She wants to be a backup dancer for Beyoncé.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Cool story bro

[Anonymous]

You have such admirably deep thoughts. Tell us more!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Yes, but can she run a charity fundraiser.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Perhaps, but she may have to move away from Arkansas to find one.

[Anonymous]

Who the hell uses the word "gal"?
Mrs. Cleaver, 1950 called and the Beaver needs help with his homework.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Oh look! Yet another post on here about SAHMs! We can add it to the other 1500.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Perhaps, but she may have to move away from Arkansas to find one.

I heard there is a wealthy guy in New York, formerly from Arkansas, who may become eligible soon. He might be interested.

I understand his wife has really bad pneumonia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Perhaps, but she may have to move away from Arkansas to find one.

I heard there is a wealthy guy in New York, formerly from Arkansas, who may become eligible soon. He might be interested.

I understand his wife has really bad pneumonia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Oh look! Yet another post on here about SAHMs! We can add it to the other 1500.

Like those other 1500, people are reading this and posting to it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Perhaps, but she may have to move away from Arkansas to find one.

I heard there is a wealthy guy in New York, formerly from Arkansas, who may become eligible soon. He might be interested.

I understand his wife has really bad pneumonia.

LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who the hell uses the word "gal"?
Mrs. Cleaver, 1950 called and the Beaver needs help with his homework.

This is the non-sexual forum. Please avoid slang references to anatomy.

[Anonymous]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Cleaver

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The new Miss America will be the perfect SAHM. She is beautiful, super fit, gracious and into the arts.

She will make a great SAHM for a wealthy man. She already looks the part of a private school mom.

Yes, but can she run a charity fundraiser.

Finally, someone who truly understands the essential element to being the perfect SAHM.