Funny holiday stories a la 'The Thanksgiving Letter'
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Anonymous
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People flipping out about Thanksgiving AND about the very presence of Thanksgiving threads had me chuckling recently.
I had to reread the infamous Thanksgining Letter from Awkward Family Photos: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/11/26/awkward-family-story-the-thanksgiving-letter/ Anyone have "commanders" like this in your life? Super-particular hosts? Crazy contribution requests? Odd guest stories? Let's have some laughs! |
Anonymous
| I'm sorry, but Fall doesn't even start until September 22nd, and first we have to get through Labor Day weekend, the Jewish holidays, Halloween and THEN we can focus on Thanksgiving. Please come back in about a month and a half. By then we'll be ready for this. |
Anonymous
Yay! You are one of the sillies I've been chuckling at. Don't want to discuss this topic? Don't click on the thread, Boo. Have a great night! |
Anonymous
Is this real?! |
Anonymous
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It is a real letter. Awkward Family Photos even got the real Marney to discuss it in a hilariously uncomfortable video:
http://youtu.be/dkFI4VLjo40 |
Anonymous
| Haha! Not anywhere close to that letter, but my MIL writes only to the married women in the family, even if they are the ones "married in." She asks for contributions from these women, and her ADULT DAUGHTER who is I married is not asked to contribute anything. It's as if people without a penis or a diamond ring on their finger are incapable of contributing to a holiday meal. |
Anonymous
| Yawn! |
Anonymous
Oh, sweetie, you sound tired. Go to bed! |
Anonymous
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My mom writes in all caps when she is imparting important information or clarifying something.
Her holiday e-mails to my siblings and I are typically in all caps--for several paragraphs. 
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Anonymous
She looks just like I pictured! Is it possible the letter and the video are real? Is she crazy or is she the one normal person in a family of complete losers who was pushed to this point after enduring years of their ridiculous behavior? If they really are so clueless, she shouldn't have used the word sans. That's just asking for another mistake.
I hope my SIL doesn't see the letter and make it the template for our next holiday! |
Anonymous
| That video is soooooo awkward! |
Anonymous
It's like in Gone With the Wind. The married ladies could sit together and discuss "indelicate" things if needed. The unmarrieds, even if they were 50 years old, could never be subjected to such content! |
Anonymous
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Whatever you do - DO Not bring that over sized blue bowl that you used last year.
OMG how I hate that bowl, especially with the disgusting tin foil over it. (shudder) Regulation sized casserole with a LID. Look forward to seeing everyone!!! Lol. |
Anonymous
She's basically every controlling mother/MIL cliche rolled into one. |
Anonymous
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Well, my favorite Thanksgiving holiday story is still "Alice's Restaurant"
'cause of them 27 8x10 colored glossies with the circles and the arrows and the paragraph on the back explainin' each one... http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/arlo+guthrie/alices+restaurant_20518619.html |