Funny holiday stories a la 'The Thanksgiving Letter'

[Anonymous]

Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

[Anonymous]

https://eggsinhell.wordpress.com/2012/11/11/thanksgiving-letters/

There's another funny one in blue all the way at the bottom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

And here is her letter from 4 years before that:

https://margaretandhelen.com/2008/11/23/thankgiving-letter-to-the-family-2008/

[Anonymous]

My Dad keeps his slacks on a coat hanger on the steps. Every year no matter what the occasion and who is attending, he comes down in his underwear and white T, and proceeds to dress in front of everyone

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

Holy shit. I almost think this is worse. It's more than just anal, it's mean!

[Anonymous]

I LOVE the idea of standard sized casseroles w/lids as early
Christmas gifts..that is sooo cute, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

Holy shit. I almost think this is worse. It's more than just anal, it's mean!

Eh, it's "mean" not to read that note and indulge the old lady in the family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pretty funny. My late Grandma-in-law used to loudly comment on the food everyone prepared, critically, right in front of them. But in an observational, good natured sort of way. "My Sheila does always favor a heavy hand with the salt!" Hee! Miss that.

Lol! My granny was the same!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

It's WAY better!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

It's WAY better!

Actually, it seems fake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

It's WAY better!

This one seems fake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's Margaret's Thanksgiving letter -

https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

It's not quite as funny as Marney, but is still direct enough to get things off her chest before you come over.

I love it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Know what ruins Marney's Thanksgiving dinner for me? The Peppermint Bark Ice Cream.

Peppermint Bark is a Christmas flavor, not Thanksgiving flavor. How could she ruin a Thanksgiving meal by suggesting food more suitable for Christmas? Marney really should know better than to have Christmas food at a Thanksgiving feast.

Thanksgiving is the start of Peppermint Bark ice cream, candy, cake season!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Know what ruins Marney's Thanksgiving dinner for me? The Peppermint Bark Ice Cream.

Peppermint Bark is a Christmas flavor, not Thanksgiving flavor. How could she ruin a Thanksgiving meal by suggesting food more suitable for Christmas? Marney really should know better than to have Christmas food at a Thanksgiving feast.

Thanksgiving is the start of Peppermint Bark ice cream, candy, cake season!

Black Friday, mayyyybe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That was the part of Marney's letter that stung me, because when I "married in" I was only asked to bring rolls to Thanskgiving for YEARS. And I'm a pretty good cook!

My SIL always brings rolls and I'm jealous. I hate to cook and always have to bring something complicated.