Maybe it's from some secret bro handshake where they smack the backs of their hands together. Because my experience of handshaking is that you clasp the palms of your hands. Unless someone has really long fingers, unlike our fair president, and a grip of steel, there's no way shaking hands would cause bruising on the backs of the hands. They think we're idiots. |
LOL! Links? |
Everyone in hi screed is black...gee... |
Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber,
They called him the Unabomber. He had an uncle. They say he had an uncle. He was a smart cookie, One of the smartest. |
These are excellent. Looking forward to your rendition of his windmill obsession. |
We don’t like the windmills,
They’re terrible. Not nice. They killed a whale, Who had eaten a bird. It’s terrible what they're doing. No, windmills will not happen in the United States. |
Make fun all you want, to some of us it's real. -Windmill cancer survivor |
Hmmm, so you lived at the base of a wind turbine? Please explain. Thanks. |
As far as cookies go. But you know, I've met some smart ones. Oh they were smart. They said, Sir, we're so grateful you've made the packages smaller for the same price. I said well, it's better for everyone. Less cookies, less fat. Less blubber. So many whales have washed ashore, it's terrible. It's the windmills. The ones with those almonds on them. You know those little almond slivers? Does anyone even like those? I don't think so. I've never met anyone who liked those. But there was a man named Keebler. Where is he? Where is Keebler? Now he is smart. Where is Keebler? |
LOL Yes, I will make fun all I want. "Windmill cancer survivor." LOL |
The windmills are giving the whales cancer, They’re doing a number on them, So we're taking a look at it, And we're looking at it very strongly. Because we love owah birds, We love the birds. |
At least you got the joke ![]() |