Maybe he/she is a chubby chaser. |
I forgot to add that you also harbor an irrational hatred of overweight people, especially those who are taking steps to lose weight. For the record, most of the cyclists I’ve encountered in DC are fairly slim, but more power to those who are biking their way to a healthier future. |
Runners are actually in shape. Bicyclists look like they're headed to Dunkin Donuts. |
DC is not very big, so if you're riding as a means of transportation (and not as a hobby) you're probably not riding long enough or going fast enough to burn many calories or build much muscle. |
That depends on how hard you’re riding and the topography of the route. In any case, though, the cyclist is burning more calories during their ride than someone who spends that time sitting in a vehicle. |
E-bikes dominate the use of the Capital Crescent trail - not many calories burned. In fact they’re powered by coal and oil power plants right? |
Please make sure to drive your overpriced german luxury crossover as you make your way to the gym for your 45 minute workout with Fritz, your personal trainer. You know, rather than just commuting to work and to errands via a bicycle, which would do all of the above for basically free! |
Apparently the CT Ave bike lanes are not for exercise or commuting. They’re to get people to Politics and Prose while holding slices from Vace. |
that sounds fun! i’m in. |
Starting from a dead stop is what really builds muscle and burns calories, but a lot of cyclists miss out on this because they don’t stop for stop signs, red lights, or pedestrians in crosswalks. If you really want to get in shape, obey traffic laws. If you’re having a hard time with starting from a dead stop, hit the gym for legs day. |
Me too! I assumed the Connecticut Avenue bike lanes were just generally for going places, just like the Connecticut Avenue general-travel lanes, and the Connecticut Avenue sidewalks, but I would love to bicycle to Politics and Prose while holding slices from Vace. |
On an e-unicycle? |
In the bicycle nirvanas of Denmark, Netherlands, Sweden cyclists are punctilious in obeying traffic laws and rules. Rights come with obligations and responsibilities, folks. |
Lol, no they aren't. I've been there and biked around. I was one of few who stopped at stop signs religiously. They weren't reckless, not so different from most bicyclists in DC. |
Yesterday, I biked to work. Today, I went for a run before working from home. I guess I must look much better today than I did yesterday? |