Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

She’s a pretty woman, striking even, with a lot going for her. But the yellow corn stalk hair and harsh makeup and messy bun get her done is so dated and unflattering. She’s got connections. Someone out there surely would love to help with a mommy makeover.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Saw on Reddit, Jen’s new Instagram stories about the cruise.

1) Amazing backyard!

2) Her promotional photo for the cruise looks so good. I don’t want to snark on looks but how can she write entire novellas about whether her jeans or leggings are in and yet refuse to let go of the blonde hair.

Why is the blonde so brassy with an entirely different color underneath. And, it’s so over processed and straw like. I’d imagine she pays her stylist $200 a pop like I do. But she is not doing Jen any favors. Jen would look great with dark hair with honey highlights. Please fire your hair stylist. Next time you’re in New York, see a stylist please.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dear Jen -

You need a new hair/makeup stylist so you don't look ridiculous.

Love,

Me

Agreed. She looks awful with the yellow hair/red face/red lipstick combo. I think she's very pretty and would look great if she toned down the brassiness and did more natural makeup. What would cause her face to be so red all the time? If it's rosacea, it seems like something she'd write a monologue about and shill some sort of treatment. Alcohol? Medication? Peels? Tanning bed?

I just need her to fix her eyebrows. Why are they so far apart?

[Anonymous]

i was noticing her far apart eyebrows today!

[Anonymous]

Interesting…. Dave Hollis’ newest podcast is on - Sex. Do he and Jen have the same agent or publicist too? It is officially the year for mediocre middle-age sex talks? Should Jen and Dave do a pod together and see who wins the Ultimate Narcissist Battle?!

[Anonymous]

Dave Hollis talking about sex?? Gross! Maybe the only one more cringe than Jen in this regard. Dave Hollis is maybe the least sexy person ever built by God.

[Anonymous]

Jen is promoting the start of her sex series on her podcast on Facebook today.

[Anonymous]

She probably just had her friends there for emotional support, not physical protection as she tried to imply.

But didn't she invoke Tray's former linebacker physique in that post about the men waiting outside her house while she and Brandon talked? If emotional support, why not the wives?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:


Lol. She literally compared a bookstore NOT selling her books to Jesus’ crucifixion and death.
I don’t believe anything she says.


This forever.

Ah yes. The "My Good Friday" post with the photo of her on the back of a boat looking forlorn.

[Anonymous]

Jen would look great with dark hair with honey highlight

Jen actually has a great head of hair. My goodness, the rest of us are Rogaining and Viviscalling the heck out of our strands just to keep hair on our heads in our 50s. Her colorist is committing a crime with that super-lightening that she doesn't need.

[Anonymous]

Should Jen and Dave do a pod together and see who wins the Ultimate Narcissist Battle?

Originally read this as Ultimate Narcissist Bundle and maybe I need to lay off purchasing anything for a while, lol

You could not PAY me enough to listen to these folks talk about sex.

[Anonymous]

Are we done with this lady yet? What else are you going to nit pick about? Her work, her family, her hair, her finances, her lipstick, her eyebrows, her faith, her parenting, her dating life…I know she puts herself out there but really. She’s not that interesting or that smart. Please ladies, get a constructive hobby or go volunteer somewhere. This is getting to be kind of cruel in its own way. And also it’s boring.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jen is promoting the start of her sex series on her podcast on Facebook today.

Check out the engagement. 1 comment on Facebook. 16 comments on Instagram. Her dumb posts usually get hundreds.
No one wants to hear your views on sex, Sis.

[Anonymous]

Her podcast posts on IG are her least engaged posts, which probably also translates to not that many people are listening to it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are we done with this lady yet? What else are you going to nit pick about? Her work, her family, her hair, her finances, her lipstick, her eyebrows, her faith, her parenting, her dating life…I know she puts herself out there but really. She’s not that interesting or that smart. Please ladies, get a constructive hobby or go volunteer somewhere. This is getting to be kind of cruel in its own way. And also it’s boring.

And yet… here you are. 😅