Parents just don't understand

[Anonymous]

Parents just don't understand...

...that it is not necessarily cold enough to safely store food in the garage, just because it's winter.
...that not all of us watch political-yelling shows 24/7, and see those programs as entertainment, not news.
...that if you refer to a cat as a "pussy" or "pussycat," I'm not mature enough not to giggle.

What else?

[Anonymous]

Clarifying that I don't see political-yelling shows as news, my parents do.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

My 80-something year old mother calls her vagina a "pussy." She even calls it a pussy in front of her doctor.

[Anonymous]

LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Thank you!

[Anonymous]

OMG my mom calls a mouth a "puss"

A few years ago she said something about my son having a "messy pussy" (he was a toddler and we had just finished eating) and my teenage cousin looked absolutely mortified!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My 80-something year old mother calls her vagina a "pussy." She even calls it a pussy in front of her doctor.

Omg, this is hilarious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG my mom calls a mouth a "puss"

A few years ago she said something about my son having a "messy pussy" (he was a toddler and we had just finished eating) and my teenage cousin looked absolutely mortified!

I may never be the same after reading this.

What a great thread.

[Anonymous]

My mom is a well-meaning racist:
"He's so eloquent."
"She's as beautiful as a Nubian princess."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My 80-something year old mother calls her vagina a "pussy." She even calls it a pussy in front of her doctor.

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[Anonymous]

She's 80 now so it seems strange but not if you remember in her younger days she was likely town whore.

[Anonymous]

There's an amazing thread about "Crazy Shit my mom says".

It is worth every wasted minute of your time.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/286398.page