The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Friend was a maid of honor at Ivanka’s wedding.

[Anonymous]

OMG, does that blue skirt have a zipper and button in the FRONT??? Is it DENIM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some new young Ivanka photos in this Vanity Fair piece by a former childhood friend.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/ivanka-trump-was-my-best-friend-now-shes-maga-royalty?

I have spent far too many hours of my life reading accounts by people who know the Trumps telling me exactly what I already suspected but this one was worth it if only because I loved the author’s complete honesty that this was a spiteful hit piece and also because the people mercilessly making fun of Ivanka’s wardrobe in this thread are precisely the type of people she thinks she’s better than.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

I wonder how many thousands of dollars these two nearly identical and extremely mediocre outfits cost. Based on her history there is no way those skirts were less than $500 and they look like something my mom bought in 1996.

Why does she seem to be serving him a plastic toy White House?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some new young Ivanka photos in this Vanity Fair piece by a former childhood friend.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/ivanka-trump-was-my-best-friend-now-shes-maga-royalty?

I have spent far too many hours of my life reading accounts by people who know the Trumps telling me exactly what I already suspected but this one was worth it if only because I loved the author’s complete honesty that this was a spiteful hit piece and also because the people mercilessly making fun of Ivanka’s wardrobe in this thread are precisely the type of people she thinks she’s better than.

Wow. That was worth reading. I’m glad I did. Thank you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some new young Ivanka photos in this Vanity Fair piece by a former childhood friend.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/11/ivanka-trump-was-my-best-friend-now-shes-maga-royalty?

I have spent far too many hours of my life reading accounts by people who know the Trumps telling me exactly what I already suspected but this one was worth it if only because I loved the author’s complete honesty that this was a spiteful hit piece and also because the people mercilessly making fun of Ivanka’s wardrobe in this thread are precisely the type of people she thinks she’s better than.

Wow. That was worth reading. I’m glad I did. Thank you!

+1

[Anonymous]

Apparently she's been showing the world her nipples for a long time!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG, does that blue skirt have a zipper and button in the FRONT??? Is it DENIM?

I noticed that, too! It looks like it’s on backwards.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent
[...]

Can we pause and talk about how bizarre Trump looks here, since he’s the reason for this thread? He looks totally different from himself a year ago - is it the dementia? Some sort of leftover symptom from covid? Did he get some sort of injectable? His face looks completely different, like he’s almost barely containing his mania.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent
[...]

Can we pause and talk about how bizarre Trump looks here, since he’s the reason for this thread? He looks totally different from himself a year ago - is it the dementia? Some sort of leftover symptom from covid? Did he get some sort of injectable? His face looks completely different, like he’s almost barely containing his mania.

I think he got new teeth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent
[...]

Can we pause and talk about how bizarre Trump looks here, since he’s the reason for this thread? He looks totally different from himself a year ago - is it the dementia? Some sort of leftover symptom from covid? Did he get some sort of injectable? His face looks completely different, like he’s almost barely containing his mania.

I think he got new teeth.

Looks like a body double Trump.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

I like "ditsy print" wardrobe items but that top does not go with the skirt - also I think to wear ditsy prints (which are pretty popular right now) you have to have a certain personality (think Reese Witherspoon's brand of femininity) and Ivanka does not have it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

I like "ditsy print" wardrobe items but that top does not go with the skirt - also I think to wear ditsy prints (which are pretty popular right now) you have to have a certain personality (think Reese Witherspoon's brand of femininity) and Ivanka does not have it.

She’s also just so... large. Not fat, there’s just a lot of her, and she dwarfs the tiny print by so much it looks kind of silly, the way it would look silly if a tiny woman wore a humongous print.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think these are very recent

They look like aliens trying desperately to convince us hoomans that they are absolutely not going to eat us.

The guy in the middle with the fig leaf is a hooman trying not to get eaten.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friend was a maid of honor at Ivanka’s wedding.

Was the piece revenge for making her wear that gawdawful MoH dress?