The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Omg!! I was going to say this is not Ivanka because the woman looks too old.

It really is her! She has not been sleeping from the looks of it.

What a difference.

She looks like a 50 year old woman.

I enjoy this thread immensely but, as a 50 year old woman I say to you, stop shaming older people. Nothing wrong with looking 50 years old, so don't brandish it like a whip.

I'm so sick of the all-encompassing fear of aging on this board and talking about looking older as though it is the worst thing that could happen to someone. Stick to the fashion, maybe.

Don't worry - you and I both know you deserve the face you get when you're 50. Those 30 year olds are gonna be REAL UGLY when they hit 50.

#fellowgenx-er

JFC, I’m the PP she was replying to and I’m 40. I still don’t want to look 50 and I’m assuming Vanky doesn’t either, else why would she have pursued every type of surgery, injectable and probably resurfacing technology known to humanity? She looks 50, which for someone in their late 30s is a notable and noteworthy condition.

Except she doesn’t look 50. The hat is giving her some eye circles, but in no way, shape, or form does Ivanka look 50. I dislike her as much as the next person, and think she’s a terrible dresser who has done strange things to her face, but making risible claims just weakens your stance.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wait. How did we miss this monstrosity from 2018?


Melania’s literal fashion sense—Hispanic heritage event. She like her husband are very spectrumy.

Let’s not insult people on the spectrum here.

Look how uncharacteristically happy they both are in this picture. They’re both clearly very proud of this getup. Gross.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wait. How did we miss this monstrosity from 2018?


Melania’s literal fashion sense—Hispanic heritage event. She like her husband are very spectrumy.

Let’s not insult people on the spectrum here.

Look how uncharacteristically happy they both are in this picture. They’re both clearly very proud of this getup. Gross.

This is the type of outfit I would have put together as a teen and I would have been proud of myself because my boobs look big.

[Anonymous]

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Omg!! I was going to say this is not Ivanka because the woman looks too old.

It really is her! She has not been sleeping from the looks of it.

What a difference.

She looks like a 50 year old woman.

I enjoy this thread immensely but, as a 50 year old woman I say to you, stop shaming older people. Nothing wrong with looking 50 years old, so don't brandish it like a whip.

I'm so sick of the all-encompassing fear of aging on this board and talking about looking older as though it is the worst thing that could happen to someone. Stick to the fashion, maybe.

Don't worry - you and I both know you deserve the face you get when you're 50. Those 30 year olds are gonna be REAL UGLY when they hit 50.

#fellowgenx-er

JFC, I’m the PP she was replying to and I’m 40. I still don’t want to look 50 and I’m assuming Vanky doesn’t either, else why would she have pursued every type of surgery, injectable and probably resurfacing technology known to humanity? She looks 50, which for someone in their late 30s is a notable and noteworthy condition.

Except she doesn’t look 50. The hat is giving her some eye circles, but in no way, shape, or form does Ivanka look 50. I dislike her as much as the next person, and think she’s a terrible dresser who has done strange things to her face, but making risible claims just weakens your stance.

Sounds like you’re not comfortable with people having a different opinion. She looks 50 to me. She doesn’t look 50 to you? Okay.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Wait. How did we miss this monstrosity from 2018?


Melania’s literal fashion sense—Hispanic heritage event. She like her husband are very spectrumy.

Let’s not insult people on the spectrum here.

Look how uncharacteristically happy they both are in this picture. They’re both clearly very proud of this getup. Gross.

This is the type of outfit I would have put together as a teen and I would have been proud of myself because my boobs look big.

That’s a valid teenage reason for being proud of an outfit like that, also a still developing brain. Melania has no reason for having worn an outfit that ugly. I guess the skirt was (when was this from again?) not her worst, but I’d wager that top is the worst one we’ve ever seen her wear.

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Anonymous wrote:Wait. How did we miss this monstrosity from 2018?


Melania’s literal fashion sense—Hispanic heritage event. She like her husband are very spectrumy.

God the headlights are back

It looks like she's wearing the pinup version of a fat suit

I think this is the recurring theme of this thread: how can these women, who supposedly have money and are so high profile, walk out of the house in outfits that are such utter failures in terms of fit and tailoring. It boggles the mind.

This outfit is a disaster. The top looks like those scratchy white tights we wore as kids in the 70s.

Yes, totally! OMG I forgot about those tights.

And like those literally look like she stuck some melons under her shirt. Cantaloupes, maybe? Honeydos?

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Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

You're right! I just noticed the one continuous zipper. Oh my.

Where did the lines across her rear-end (which I thought were from a tucked-in top) come from? What are those lines and lumps? I'm so confused!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

You're right! I just noticed the one continuous zipper. Oh my.

Where did the lines across her rear-end (which I thought were from a tucked-in top) come from? What are those lines and lumps? I'm so confused!

From the skirt part of the dress being too small and riding up.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

You're right! I just noticed the one continuous zipper. Oh my.

Where did the lines across her rear-end (which I thought were from a tucked-in top) come from? What are those lines and lumps? I'm so confused!

From the skirt part of the dress being too small and riding up.

NO self-respecting woman should ever leave the house looking like that. For our nation's First Lady, that’s unacceptable.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

You're right! I just noticed the one continuous zipper. Oh my.

Where did the lines across her rear-end (which I thought were from a tucked-in top) come from? What are those lines and lumps? I'm so confused!

From the skirt part of the dress being too small and riding up.

I think it may be cheeky style panties. Why she wouldn’t be wearing some manner of smoothing undergarment here baffles me...but so does all of it.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

You're right! I just noticed the one continuous zipper. Oh my.

Where did the lines across her rear-end (which I thought were from a tucked-in top) come from? What are those lines and lumps? I'm so confused!

From the skirt part of the dress being too small and riding up.

I think it may be cheeky style panties. Why she wouldn’t be wearing some manner of smoothing undergarment here baffles me...but so does all of it.

Nah looks like she yanked the skirt down after peeing but the lining stayed up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh dear. Melania’s flamenco look is a DRESS. I keep thinking that she yanked the waistband up because she was desperate to wear her theme skirt (she is above all else idiotic) but...it’s one garment.

Red looks lovely on her. It would be so much better if it was all one color.

[Anonymous]

Are they in hiding? I haven't seen any new photos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are they in hiding? I haven't seen any new photos.

Probably. I can't wait for the Trump women to go away but at the same time I'm a bit bummed that my favorite thread will be no more.