Most pretentious name you've heard?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A brief skim through this thread shows that most of you have no idea what "pretentious" means.

Ridiculous does not equal pretentious.
Generic, Christian names do not equal pretentious.

Pretentious is "expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature."

You're welcome.

Like the name Penny ?

Is Penny pretentious? Right now Penelope nn Penny is at the top of our list (after an old family friend of mine who was like a grandmother to me when I was a girl). It feels like a good mix since Penelope is more formal and could be used professionally later in life but Penny feels bright and unassuming to us, the opposite of pretentious.

Just surprised to see it mentioned in this thread and wondering why!

The name Penny is terrible. Use the nickname Nellie instead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:caroline, alexandra, claudia

These are all normal names.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mercedes

Ghetto.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A brief skim through this thread shows that most of you have no idea what "pretentious" means.

Ridiculous does not equal pretentious.
Generic, Christian names do not equal pretentious.

Pretentious is "expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature."

You're welcome.

Like the name Penny ?

Is Penny pretentious? Right now Penelope nn Penny is at the top of our list (after an old family friend of mine who was like a grandmother to me when I was a girl). It feels like a good mix since Penelope is more formal and could be used professionally later in life but Penny feels bright and unassuming to us, the opposite of pretentious.

Just surprised to see it mentioned in this thread and wondering why!

The name Penny is terrible. Use the nickname Nellie instead.

Vastly prefer Penny to Nellie. Neither are pretentious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mercedes

Ghetto.

Didn’t know Edmond was slumming.

It’s a classic name.

[Anonymous]

Wendell

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mercedes. Who names their kid that????

So I am confused. Is the name pretentious or a stripper name (from previous DCUM threads)???

Signed
A Mercedes

If you are anything other than Latina then it's stripper.

Oh, have you met many strippers named Mercedes?

I will never, never, ever understand DCUM's naming obsession with strippers.

It is related to a tween game in the 80s. There were all sorts of word games that ended up discovering your stripper name. Example: What was the name of your first pet? Pepper. Was is you favorite car? Mercedes. Your stripper name is: Pepper Mercedes. Other questions were name of your street, favorite flower, favorite drink, etc. etc.

[Anonymous]

Tenleigh, but referred to only as "Lady T" or "Little Lass" on social media to protect her privacy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Recently we were hiking and encountered a pair of parents scurrying behind their three young boys. The mom said to the dad somewhat dramatically, “Bob, they aren’t listening to us” so dad shouted to the kids “Hunter! Falcon! Apollo!”

I feel like you are asking for wild children with those names!

This takes the cake!

I would have expected to see three German shepherds run back to him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A brief skim through this thread shows that most of you have no idea what "pretentious" means.

Ridiculous does not equal pretentious.
Generic, Christian names do not equal pretentious.

Pretentious is "expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature."

You're welcome.

Like the name Penny ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A brief skim through this thread shows that most of you have no idea what "pretentious" means.

Ridiculous does not equal pretentious.
Generic, Christian names do not equal pretentious.

Pretentious is "expressive of affected, unwarranted, or exaggerated importance, worth, or stature."

You're welcome.

Like the name Penny ?

So deeply confused by these posts.

[Anonymous]

Pretentious girls names:

Georgina
Theodora
Valentina
Francesca
Victoria
Sloane

Pretentious boy names:

Jasper
Atticus
Hugo
Sebastian
Rupert
Julian

These are all just very try-hard.

[Anonymous]

Paisley is cringe. Berkeley, too.

[Anonymous]

Barron
Ulysses
Salinger
Juliet
Guinevere
Ashleigh/Lynleigh/Brynleigh

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Paisley is cringe. Berkeley, too.

I don't like Paisley but I don't think it's pretentious. It sounds like a rodeo name. Place names always grate IMO -- I'd throw Berkeley in with Brooklyn, London, and Paris and annoying but not necessarily pretentious.

To me, a pretentious name needs to sound like someone is trying to appear wealthy or high class, and neither of these names fit that bill.