The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Kate Middleton's waist is insane.

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Can we all say a prayer for whatever dress Ivanka would have worn to the palace?

My heart almost aches for her: stuck in exile in Miami, calling Page Six about her thirsty New Jersey Casino Night banquet dress even as Tiffany Trump gets to go to Buckingham Palace the day her Libyan Oil Yacht scandal is in the NYTimes.

It's quite a fall.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

But can't he match the color to his skin tone or at least use the same orange color he use for his face?

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

Poorly applied makeup. Totally normal.

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OMG what on earth Melania

I spy "a coat stand" lol

It was not until I saw your comment that I realized Melania is in that photo. Just OMG.

+1 😂😂😂

That can’t be real!! Is it?

Redditors said Melania was standing there like a fashionable Grim Reaper, and one said Melania was dressing for the job she wants not the job she has.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

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Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

That is *gorgeous*! I don't think I ever saw this one, thanks for posting!

Does anyone know who designed this beautiful dress? It's absolutely lovely.

J. Mendel

That is a beautiful dress but my first thought was that it looks like what a female character like Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchett in the Lord of the Rings would wear.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

+1
Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

Ah yes, the Belle on the bottom Sebastian up top look.

Presumably the crisscross is supposed to be minimizing, but it just gives dog-boob.

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Yall are so freakin' funny. What a lovely way to start the day. Some people start by checking the Asian stock markets, I start with this.

I love Mel's earrings. But that's about it. And somebody needs to put that Rump open mouth, hand-paint pick on the political topic "Trump is not well". I'd do it but I lack the skill or inclination to learn it.

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Why did Camilla shoe Kate away from Melania? Was the convo for women with big hats only?