The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

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Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

That is *gorgeous*! I don't think I ever saw this one, thanks for posting!

She looked so much better back then. And, while I thought he looked awful back then, I can now see he looked good compared to now. He is standing up straight and his face looks less melted.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

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Anonymous wrote:Another angle

When I first glanced at this picture it seemed like the belt was skin tone.

I actually had that same reaction to the first photo from a greater distance. Like a second of "oh my god is she doing a bare midriff at Buckingham Palace???" before I realized it was a belt.

The weirdest thing is the dress looks just like the green dress Kate wore to the Earthshot Prize -https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/a42139785/kate-middleton-rents-green-dress-earthshot-prize/
Its almost an exact copy except the colors and the belt.

That green one Kate wore was a rented dress, and not well liked. But it was appropriate for the type of event.
This is white tie court dress in early fall/ very late summer. I honestly think MT chose these outfits to mock the events or overrode her stylists choices at her own risk.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, Melania's earrings are lovely but don't in any way match the dress or the belt.

Had she ditched the belt, or done a belt in a neutral beige or taupe, I think the earrings would’ve been nice. But green, yellow and lavender all at once, with nothing tying them together, is terrible.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, Melania's earrings are lovely but don't in any way match the dress or the belt.

Had she ditched the belt, or done a belt in a neutral beige or taupe, I think the earrings would’ve been nice. But green, yellow and lavender all at once, with nothing tying them together, is terrible.

I'm wondering if she's missing her Florida life. I still think that the lavender belt doesn't work very well, but the whole outfit would make a lot more sense in a place like Miami.

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Kate Middleton's waist is insane.

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Can we all say a prayer for whatever dress Ivanka would have worn to the palace?

My heart almost aches for her: stuck in exile in Miami, calling Page Six about her thirsty New Jersey Casino Night banquet dress even as Tiffany Trump gets to go to Buckingham Palace the day her Libyan Oil Yacht scandal is in the NYTimes.

It's quite a fall.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

But can't he match the color to his skin tone or at least use the same orange color he use for his face?

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

Poorly applied makeup. Totally normal.

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OMG what on earth Melania

I spy "a coat stand" lol

It was not until I saw your comment that I realized Melania is in that photo. Just OMG.

+1 😂😂😂

That can’t be real!! Is it?

Redditors said Melania was standing there like a fashionable Grim Reaper, and one said Melania was dressing for the job she wants not the job she has.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

+1
Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

That is *gorgeous*! I don't think I ever saw this one, thanks for posting!

Does anyone know who designed this beautiful dress? It's absolutely lovely.

J. Mendel

That is a beautiful dress but my first thought was that it looks like what a female character like Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchett in the Lord of the Rings would wear.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

+1
Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

Ah yes, the Belle on the bottom Sebastian up top look.

Presumably the crisscross is supposed to be minimizing, but it just gives dog-boob.