The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Melania girl... what are you doing.

Unbelievable. I hope her luggage was lost. No other explanation. Definitely has gained substantial weight recently.
But to dress as the big banana (republic)?
Looks like etiquette dictates long sleeves and nigh neck. But no, she had to take a page out of Meghan Markle playbook and have her shoulders on full naked display.
This is really bad.

Oh, goodness. You must have been so appalled when Michelle Obama wore this to a white tie dinner w/Queen Elizabeth. Shoulders on "full naked display"!!! The horror. And don't say, "well at least she was wearing full length gloves!" Melania had long sleeves, so no need for any gloves at all. Not that they're even required anymore, as seen with the Spanish queen.

I don't know what the naked shoulders people are complaining about but gosh, look how good michelle looks. Is this so hard? Or is Melania going for a high fashion avant garde thing? I don't even hate the banana outfit, but the fact that I'm going to be able to say "banana dress" for the rest of this administration and you'll all know what I'm talking about is a problem.

The shoulders don’t bother me but I think it’s the combo of the shoulders plus the bright color plus the very simple cut and fabric plus the belt all just makes it read more casual than the event requires. That’s the different between the MO white dress and the Queen L dress and this one. It all just reads kind of “fun” which is not the vibe for this event. It’s the kind of cut that someone like Jennifer Anniston wears all the time — simple clean lines. The crusty old Windsor Palace with an octogenarian host is rather the place to pull out your more staid looks.

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I've noticed the broad belt thing too. She just wore a black one to the 9/11 memorial last week.

She's apple shaped, which is unfortunate and probably exacerbated by the fact she's had a baby and is older. (I say this as someone who has an apple shaped body as well.) If you're fat, it sucks bc you just look pregnant, but if you're thin you don't look pregnant you just don't have a particularly narrow waist. So I think she wears big belts to create a feature she doesn't necessarily have. However, I do think a narrow belt would work better for this.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

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What is wrong with Donnie's teeth? Why are they glowing? Mellie's dress is NASTY.

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Anonymous wrote:Close ups.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

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Holy no circulation.

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Anonymous wrote:I've noticed the broad belt thing too. She just wore a black one to the 9/11 memorial last week.

She's apple shaped, which is unfortunate and probably exacerbated by the fact she's had a baby and is older. (I say this as someone who has an apple shaped body as well.) If you're fat, it sucks bc you just look pregnant, but if you're thin you don't look pregnant you just don't have a particularly narrow waist. So I think she wears big belts to create a feature she doesn't necessarily have. However, I do think a narrow belt would work better for this.

Does she still have that same stylist? I think he's a hack. They clearly decided she was going to do formidable hats, but this one is the worst iteration. The pitch of the brim is completely out of place indoors, she looks like she would be walking into walls. The column dresses are another thing he's pushed. At least one was a custom design. I completely disagree that this is her look. She has so little real estate between boob and hip, belting just emphasizes that. Now she's got uneven breasts and a heavy boning line on one side. It's bad.

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Anonymous wrote:Am I the only one who loves Melania's look? I love the color combo, think the off the shoulder is youthful but not in a "I'm almost 60 trying to look 30" way, hair and makeup is on point. She looks beautiful.

I agree. I think she looks fantastic. The dress is a sophisticated look that suits her. Hair and makeup on point. The only thing I don't care for is the color of the sash with the yellow, but other than that I think it's a great look and entirely elegant and appropriate. The clutching pearls comments are hilarious.

I am not clutching my pearls. I just think the yellow is ugly and that weird pastel pink belt doesn’t go with the yellow or off the shoulder look. Melania’s stylist must secretly hate her.