Okay, I'll start.
Attitude is everything - it is what will determine the quality of your existence. Once you have children, your heart will forever walk outside your body. |
If you did it right the first time you would not have to to it again.
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. |
Something to the extent of stupid people repeat the same mistakes but expect a different outcome. |
Parenting is the hardest and most important job there is. |
You're responsible for your own happiness.
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One word - phase. Don't get too upset about this phase because there will be a new phase soon. |
when people show you who they are, believe them.
--gavin de becker |
Oh, brother! |
Don't keep score on who does more. |
I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks back on you.
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get. The journey is more important that the destination. There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. |
Don't make a decision before you have to. |
All The Things I Really Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten
* Share Everything. * Play Fair. * Don't Hit People. * Put things back where you found them. * Clean up your own mess. * Don't take things that aren't yours. * Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. * Wash your hands before you eat. * Flush. * Warm cookies and milk are good for you. * Live a balanced life. * Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work some every day. * Take a nap every afternoon. * When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. * Be aware of wonder. * Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows why, but we are all like that. * Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we. * And then remember the Dick - and - Jane books and the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK. * Everything you need to know is in there...somewhere. * Think what a better world it would be if we all - the whole world - had cookies and milk at three o'clock in the afternoon and lay down with our blankets for a nap... * Or if all the governments had a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess. * And it still holds true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together. ~ Robert Fulghum |
"You're letting him live rent-free in your brain. Stop it!" |
Wine before liquor never sicker. |
Life is not a dress rehearsal. |