DMV Preseason Rankings

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

Uh...7 years at the club. It's the moms. Trust me.


I seriously doubt those field walking moms are as powerful as the lunch/drink/dinner having Dads as far as manipulating coaches for opportunities. Here's a test: text the coach, then have your husband test. See who gets a response first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

Uh...7 years at the club. It's the moms. Trust me. 6


I seriously doubt those field walking moms are as powerful as the lunch/drink/dinner having Dads as far as manipulating coaches for opportunities. Here's a test: text the coach, then have your husband test. See who gets a response first.

How many Dads champarone, work for free at the club office, host social events, fundraiser, etc. ZERO.

You are seriously underestimating the power of the Loudoun County moms. Alpha chicks in helicopters.

[Anonymous]

You want to know something about the local landscape? Ask a veteran FCV mom. Their social network is impeccable. She'll have the answer.

Dont believe me? Try it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

Uh...7 years at the club. It's the moms. Trust me. 6


I seriously doubt those field walking moms are as powerful as the lunch/drink/dinner having Dads as far as manipulating coaches for opportunities. Here's a test: text the coach, then have your husband test. See who gets a response first.

How many Dads champarone, work for free at the club office, host social events, fundraiser, etc. ZERO.

You are seriously underestimating the power of the Loudoun County moms. Alpha chicks in helicopters.


Dad's are not allowed to chaperone young girls -duh. No one works for free at the office. Dads host the drinks and dinners. And NO ONE raises funds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

Uh...7 years at the club. It's the moms. Trust me. 6


I seriously doubt those field walking moms are as powerful as the lunch/drink/dinner having Dads as far as manipulating coaches for opportunities. Here's a test: text the coach, then have your husband test. See who gets a response first.

How many Dads champarone, work for free at the club office, host social events, fundraiser, etc. ZERO.

You are seriously underestimating the power of the Loudoun County moms. Alpha chicks in helicopters.


Dad's are not allowed to chaperone young girls -duh. No one works for free at the office. Dads host the drinks and dinners. And NO ONE raises funds.

You sound like a Eastern Fairfax parent.

It might work that way at McLean but not at FCV.

You dont think people "work for free" at the club office?

Okie Dokie Smokie

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

They’re not former athletes. Just do Hot Yoga, OrangeTheory, light CrossFit, or Kick Boxing to stay in shape. A lot of “Mrs. Wheelers” (Stranger Things), if you will....married a guy 10-15 years older for his money and want the Ashburn swim instructors, male school principals and teachers, baristas and, yes, soccer coaches, to be checking them out, flirting, etc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

Uh...7 years at the club. It's the moms. Trust me. 6


I seriously doubt those field walking moms are as powerful as the lunch/drink/dinner having Dads as far as manipulating coaches for opportunities. Here's a test: text the coach, then have your husband test. See who gets a response first.

How many Dads champarone, work for free at the club office, host social events, fundraiser, etc. ZERO.

You are seriously underestimating the power of the Loudoun County moms. Alpha chicks in helicopters.


Dad's are not allowed to chaperone young girls -duh. No one works for free at the office. Dads host the drinks and dinners. And NO ONE raises funds.

You sound like a Eastern Fairfax parent.

It might work that way at McLean but not at FCV.

You dont think people "work for free" at the club office?

Okie Dokie Smokie

So.. it's anonymous... name the work for free people. FCV shares an office with another unrelated sport. Are you thinking of them. Share your vast knowledge.
Oh, and while you are at it...name the Dad's that chaperoned young girls, and name the fundraisers.

Okie dokie.... whatever .. so stupid

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

Uh...7 years at the club. It's the moms. Trust me. 6


I seriously doubt those field walking moms are as powerful as the lunch/drink/dinner having Dads as far as manipulating coaches for opportunities. Here's a test: text the coach, then have your husband test. See who gets a response first.

How many Dads champarone, work for free at the club office, host social events, fundraiser, etc. ZERO.

You are seriously underestimating the power of the Loudoun County moms. Alpha chicks in helicopters.


Dad's are not allowed to chaperone young girls -duh. No one works for free at the office. Dads host the drinks and dinners. And NO ONE raises funds.

You sound like a Eastern Fairfax parent.

It might work that way at McLean but not at FCV.

You dont think people "work for free" at the club office?

Okie Dokie Smokie

So.. it's anonymous... name the work for free people. FCV shares an office with another unrelated sport. Are you thinking of them. Share your vast knowledge.
Oh, and while you are at it...name the Dad's that chaperoned young girls, and name the fundraisers.

Okie dokie.... whatever .. so stupid

Just about everyone in LOCO has a VT or Penn State degree. Try using it momentarily Karen

No one said, not one single time, that "Dads" chaperoned

[Anonymous]

And you’ve all just gotten a glimpse into FCV “cashburn” life. Reality show, where are you ...

[Anonymous]

I am sorry but what is Loudoun County? Is that considered part of the DMV? I thought it was more WV/Country Roads.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am sorry but what is Loudoun County? Is that considered part of the DMV? I thought it was more WV/Country Roads.

Bless your silly little heart.

As far as it being in the DMV? Hopefully not. That would bring down property value. We are our own ecosystem. Maybe we can get the Governor to build a north-south wall somewhere near 28. It would slow down the export of our soccer talent to the less talented Fairfax teams.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

They’re not former athletes. Just do Hot Yoga, OrangeTheory, light CrossFit, or Kick Boxing to stay in shape. A lot of “Mrs. Wheelers” (Stranger Things), if you will....married a guy 10-15 years older for his money and want the Ashburn swim instructors, male school principals and teachers, baristas and, yes, soccer coaches, to be checking them out, flirting, etc.

News flash- a few of those FCV coaches do WAY more than check out and flirt with those Moms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

They’re not former athletes. Just do Hot Yoga, OrangeTheory, light CrossFit, or Kick Boxing to stay in shape. A lot of “Mrs. Wheelers” (Stranger Things), if you will....married a guy 10-15 years older for his money and want the Ashburn swim instructors, male school principals and teachers, baristas and, yes, soccer coaches, to be checking them out, flirting, etc.

News flash- a few of those FCV coaches do WAY more than check out and flirt with those Moms.

Another anonymous lie. Don't just say anything just because you can and are hidden. What is the point of this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

They’re not former athletes. Just do Hot Yoga, OrangeTheory, light CrossFit, or Kick Boxing to stay in shape. A lot of “Mrs. Wheelers” (Stranger Things), if you will....married a guy 10-15 years older for his money and want the Ashburn swim instructors, male school principals and teachers, baristas and, yes, soccer coaches, to be checking them out, flirting, etc.

News flash- a few of those FCV coaches do WAY more than check out and flirt with those Moms.

Such salacious remarks belong on another thread. Let's focus on soccer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's the moms at FCV that have the power. . They should get honorary degrees in Engineering the way they build and destroy things.

The dads aren't tolerated.

Almost forgot....here is how you identify the "power moms".

Upon arrival to Evergreen, visually scan the fields and locate the ladies in the black yoga pants, fitbits, and baseball caps who are power walking and gossiping while circling the fields.

They typically walk in groups and stop all conversations until they pass you. Most look like former athletes.

They are typically the source of all leaks.

Good group to know.

They’re not former athletes. Just do Hot Yoga, OrangeTheory, light CrossFit, or Kick Boxing to stay in shape. A lot of “Mrs. Wheelers” (Stranger Things), if you will....married a guy 10-15 years older for his money and want the Ashburn swim instructors, male school principals and teachers, baristas and, yes, soccer coaches, to be checking them out, flirting, etc.

News flash- a few of those FCV coaches do WAY more than check out and flirt with those Moms.

Such salacious remarks belong on another thread. Let's focus on soccer.

Yeah, because all these posts/threads are about soccer