Thanks for the chuckle. Yes this is exactly how it feels. |
| Schedule it for the week after your period ends (the first part of your cycle), as opposed to two weeks before (luteal phase), when many women feel more breast tenderness. |
Mammograms are painful, awkward, and uncomfortable. Basically, some stranger manipulates and folds over your boob to fit on a plate that not really designed for boobs, or the various shapes. And then presses down. The first time I went for one, I absolutely knew a man designed the test. And then women are not expected to complain. Even other women say that -- look at the comments here. Just because something is worse doesn't mean mammograms can't improve, by a lot! |
This! When I went for my first mammo and they clamped me in, my literal first thought was “this is why we need more women engineers.” It is a horrible, horrible way to take a picture and a very primitive device. Seems like low hanging fruit as far as things we could make easier and more pleasant in life. |
Squished and also hold your breath. |
Not the answer you're looking for, but why not just get a non-concierge PCP who takes your insurance? If you only go once a year, that's free under ACA, so you can just go get bloodwork and get referred out for screenings and then go to Urgent Care for actual problems. I learned it was a good idea to have a PCP on record when I needed outpatient surgery and then had to scramble to find one to get cleared. |
The Vasovagal syncope is not about pressing on your stomach although if it’s pain in your stomach, it could be. This kind of syncope is caused by standing, pain or anxiety. |
100%. Why is there not a table you can lay down on with a cut out for your breasts? Why am I standing here with my boob in a vice and then a SHIELD hits my face and I need to "lean backward" but my effing boob is IN A VICE?!! I felt like I'd been punched repeatedly in the chest and was sore for days. There has to be a better way. |
They do have these actually which are a mix of a mammogram and a sonogram. You lie face down on a table with a tray for your breasts. Then they lube them up. They’re just not available everywhere yet. My best friend who has a high cancer risk just had one of these for the first time. |
| For me, it hurts like a MF~er and I cry. I have AA boobs so I think it’s just all glands and stuff they are smashing, not fat tissue. I also have dense breast tissue throughout so I always get the note that says it’s basically worthless. And yet I still do it. |
| I was pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't really painful. Awkward, and squeezy, but it didn't really hurt, for me. I'm a C cup, for reference. |
Try Community Radiology. They keep calling me to schedule and I don’t need a doctor’s order. |
| Its my understanding that the pain is less about the size of your breasts, but the density. I have small but dense breasts. Its sore when they smoosh them but I'd rather do that than go to the dentist! |
| I swear to G-d that if men had needed a similar test for their nether appendage they’d have figured out a solution much earlier. |
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It really depends on the person. For me, they can really hurt depending on the time of the month, how the technician handles my breasts, etc.
I have very dense breasts and I feel like they are always adjusting them in the machine to get the image they want. I found relaxing and taking deep breaths can be helpful so your body is less rigid is helpful, a nurse taught me this trick. |