| I was arrested in 1990 on Friday the 13th. I go to work, go home and do not leave my house until the 14th… |
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For lunar new year, clean the house prior and pick a "lucky" person to be first to enter the house.
We would also make sure the person had jewelry and $$$ in thier pockets for extra luck and prosperity in the new year. |
| I don’t have any cultural or “shared” superstitions, but the opening of my pillowcase must absolutely face toward the right (as you’re looking at the bed from its foot) while I’m sleeping. No idea why I feel this way or what I think will happen if it’s facing the other way. |
Are you right handed? |
You must be Eastern European |
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I never drink wine that has a clown face on the label.
I never buy condoms at a dollar store. I never order the chili at a diner that is next to a veterinary clinic. I never date women who are on parole. I never fly on an airline that has ads that say “Pilots wanted—no experience necessary.” |
| Bad things come in threes. |
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Lift up your feet if you drive over railroad tracks for good luck and touch a screw.
Hold your breath when you drive by a graveyard. |