Quarantine Confessions (share yours here)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I realized I spent too much money on going out or ordering in, i feel AWFUL for the bartenders and restaurant workers but I'm curious if this will cause a shift in quality and pricing, at least in the DC area. I haven't ordered in or picked up takeout in over a month, I want to support the local restaurants, but I'm not paying $70 for subpar food between the food and the delivery. There's this constant guilt-tripping about taking care of our local businesses, but no one takes care of us when we're well or in a bad shape.

Capitalism is ugly, and all of those using these dire times to make money are just crappy people. (outside of stocks, I'm talking buying all the Nintendos or all the chest freezers to resell at a profit).

I haven't missed many people and they likely haven't missed me, this makes me think it's time to find a better community.

People complaining are incredibly annoying. You have food, water, electricity, it's good weather so you're not dying of heat or cold, you have internet and can keep in touch with everyone at ANY time, and yet people are SO bored, they need connection. FT someone. You have ANY idea how lucky you are?

If you think capitalism is ugly, why don’t you move to Venezuela?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I realized I spent too much money on going out or ordering in, i feel AWFUL for the bartenders and restaurant workers but I'm curious if this will cause a shift in quality and pricing, at least in the DC area. I haven't ordered in or picked up takeout in over a month, I want to support the local restaurants, but I'm not paying $70 for subpar food between the food and the delivery. There's this constant guilt-tripping about taking care of our local businesses, but no one takes care of us when we're well or in a bad shape.

Capitalism is ugly, and all of those using these dire times to make money are just crappy people. (outside of stocks, I'm talking buying all the Nintendos or all the chest freezers to resell at a profit).

I haven't missed many people and they likely haven't missed me, this makes me think it's time to find a better community.

People complaining are incredibly annoying. You have food, water, electricity, it's good weather so you're not dying of heat or cold, you have internet and can keep in touch with everyone at ANY time, and yet people are SO bored, they need connection. FT someone. You have ANY idea how lucky you are?

If you think capitalism is ugly, why don’t you move to Venezuela?

Great reply! Burn, burn, burn!!!!
You really got 'em good!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I realized I spent too much money on going out or ordering in, i feel AWFUL for the bartenders and restaurant workers but I'm curious if this will cause a shift in quality and pricing, at least in the DC area. I haven't ordered in or picked up takeout in over a month, I want to support the local restaurants, but I'm not paying $70 for subpar food between the food and the delivery. There's this constant guilt-tripping about taking care of our local businesses, but no one takes care of us when we're well or in a bad shape.

Capitalism is ugly, and all of those using these dire times to make money are just crappy people. (outside of stocks, I'm talking buying all the Nintendos or all the chest freezers to resell at a profit).

I haven't missed many people and they likely haven't missed me, this makes me think it's time to find a better community.

People complaining are incredibly annoying. You have food, water, electricity, it's good weather so you're not dying of heat or cold, you have internet and can keep in touch with everyone at ANY time, and yet people are SO bored, they need connection. FT someone. You have ANY idea how lucky you are?

If you think capitalism is ugly, why don’t you move to Venezuela?

One upside to Venezuela, YOU are not there. But, sorry, I was born here, and have as much as a right to speak my mind as you do. Thank you, Constitution.

[Anonymous]

I’m home and not working, and I’ve come to realize how little I talk to people during the day while I’m at work-and I like it! This being home and the constant noise and talking from my very extroverted child is getting to be too much...

[Anonymous]

So my very anxious dog gets Xanax every day. I have a very stressful work day and took one of his Xanax. I’d never taken it before-I really like it!!

[Anonymous]

I shat in the shower to save paper and just cause I could.

popped off the drain cover, and plopped it right down the drain hole, no marks.

Cleaned balloon knot with bodywash.

Even came up with a song, like the one by Eric Clapton. "I shat the shower......but I didn't s&it the kitchen sink, oh no"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I shat in the shower to save paper and just cause I could.

popped off the drain cover, and plopped it right down the drain hole, no marks.

Cleaned balloon knot with bodywash.

Even came up with a song, like the one by Eric Clapton. "I shat the shower......but I didn't s&it the kitchen sink, oh no"

[Anonymous]

I'm two seconds from virtually bitch slapping my supervisor. I'm sorry that you and the girls are having difficulty adjusting to the new normal, but your resulting mood swings are not my problem.

[Anonymous]

I'm enjoying the quarantine and thinking I don't want to go back to regular schedule.

I'm getting more sleep, finished a bunch of projects at home, spending quality time with fam, and have extra time for my own hobbies that don't include shitting in the shower.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I realized I spent too much money on going out or ordering in, i feel AWFUL for the bartenders and restaurant workers but I'm curious if this will cause a shift in quality and pricing, at least in the DC area. I haven't ordered in or picked up takeout in over a month, I want to support the local restaurants, but I'm not paying $70 for subpar food between the food and the delivery. There's this constant guilt-tripping about taking care of our local businesses, but no one takes care of us when we're well or in a bad shape.

Capitalism is ugly, and all of those using these dire times to make money are just crappy people. (outside of stocks, I'm talking buying all the Nintendos or all the chest freezers to resell at a profit).

I haven't missed many people and they likely haven't missed me, this makes me think it's time to find a better community.

People complaining are incredibly annoying. You have food, water, electricity, it's good weather so you're not dying of heat or cold, you have internet and can keep in touch with everyone at ANY time, and yet people are SO bored, they need connection. FT someone. You have ANY idea how lucky you are?

If you think capitalism is ugly, why don’t you move to Venezuela?

Why is it that people only suggest moving to Venezuela? Tell PP to move to Sweden or Denmark! That'll show'em!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So my very anxious dog gets Xanax every day. I have a very stressful work day and took one of his Xanax. I’d never taken it before-I really like it!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I shat in the shower to save paper and just cause I could.

popped off the drain cover, and plopped it right down the drain hole, no marks.

Cleaned balloon knot with bodywash.

Even came up with a song, like the one by Eric Clapton. "I shat the shower......but I didn't s&it the kitchen sink, oh no"

It’s actually a cover of Bob Marley.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I haven’t been pregnant for over three years, but I have been wearing maternity clothes this whole time.

A friend asked what I had on during a FaceTime call...it was a TWELVE tear old maternity shirt. Embarrassing, but oh. so.comfy!

[Anonymous]

I haven't done laundry since before March 12.

[Anonymous]

I just ate an entire loaf of lemon poppy seed bread. With a drizzle on top and butter on the sides. Time for a nap.