The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Plot twist: Melania is the one hiring the fake Melanias knowing trump won't notice

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Anonymous wrote:Melania at Trump's big Corona party.

Credit where credit is due.

She would look so much better with normal sized kidneys. The dress is fine for a spouse on the trail, but when she sits down her body visually collapses.

Can we discuss if that is Melania or not in this forum? I mean, we have such a vast collective knowledge about her body/face that I think only we can come up with the right answer:

Is this really Melania?

I say yes. She looks miserable Le to be there and is stiff on the side away from Trump.

I say yes as well. Fauxlania has longer chin, is shorter and smiles much more.

What do you make of this?

[Anonymous]

I feel like we should stop commenting on Tiff. She just always looks like a sex trade workers dressed to meet her boyfriend’s mom. Or maybe a mobster’s girl on the side from a not very nice part of Jersey or Staten Island It’s boring. There is nothing more to say about it.

[Anonymous]

Real Melania or not, I think I like this dress. It doesn’t go full Dalmatian like Vanky’s version.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel like we should stop commenting on Tiff. She just always looks like a sex trade workers dressed to meet her boyfriend’s mom. Or maybe a mobster’s girl on the side from a not very nice part of Jersey or Staten Island It’s boring. There is nothing more to say about it.

Don’t police the thread. She’s a Trump, she loves being a Trump and she’s out there in her somehow skanky/dumpy clothes plumping for her dad.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm sure this has been asked in the past....but how does she dress so poorly for someone theoretically so rich? Doesn't she have people for that?

That’s like asking, 15/16th of the way through Les Mis “Why are these people so poor?” For the last 45 months, we’ve been marvelling at the fact that she is rich, in a high profile position, used to run a fashion label, and yet dresses like a sassy grandma/stripper/inappropriate intern who just fell of a turnip truck.

OMG. Perfection.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania at Trump's big Corona party.

Credit where credit is due.

She would look so much better with normal sized kidneys. The dress is fine for a spouse on the trail, but when she sits down her body visually collapses.

Can we discuss if that is Melania or not in this forum? I mean, we have such a vast collective knowledge about her body/face that I think only we can come up with the right answer:

Is this really Melania?

I say yes. She looks miserable Le to be there and is stiff on the side away from Trump.

I say yes as well. Fauxlania has longer chin, is shorter and smiles much more.

What do you make of this?

I like this dress but I really don’t get why she loves those huge belts. They make her chest look so matronly.

[Anonymous]

Vanky looks good here:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1322546971463307264/photo/1

I'm the old dog who can't embed. Sorry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vanky looks good here:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1322546971463307264/photo/1

I'm the old dog who can't embed. Sorry.

You can embed. Click “post reply,” put in the link, highlight the whole link and click the “twitter” button. You can also click in front, click “twitter,” click behind and click “twitter” again, making sure there are no spaces either before or after.

She is finally dressed appropriately.

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Anonymous wrote:Vanky looks good here:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1322546971463307264/photo/1

I'm the old dog who can't embed. Sorry.

You can embed. Click “post reply,” put in the link, highlight the whole link and click the “twitter” button. You can also click in front, click “twitter,” click behind and click “twitter” again, making sure there are no spaces either before or after.

She is finally dressed appropriately.

Lagertha's shield wall

[Anonymous]

testing. If this works, it's my first time!

[Anonymous]

^^ I did it! Thank you PP for the tutorial. After my decade on DCUM it's you and this tread that inspired me to learn this skill. Not sure what that says about me but there it is.

[Anonymous]

Going back to the "Jewish Kennedys" thing, I think it explains a lot about Ivanka's style. The long sleeved, full coverage dresses remind me of the "fashionably frum" outfits I've seen some Orthodox Jewish women wear in NY and NJ. It's like she's trying to be super fashionable like Jackie O (and failing) while also being frum. But it doesn't really make sense because then sometimes she shows a lot of skin.

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Anonymous wrote:Vanky looks good here:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1322546971463307264/photo/1

I'm the old dog who can't embed. Sorry.

You can embed. Click “post reply,” put in the link, highlight the whole link and click the “twitter” button. You can also click in front, click “twitter,” click behind and click “twitter” again, making sure there are no spaces either before or after.

She is finally dressed appropriately.

Appropriately? Who wears heels to stand in the mud?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Vanky looks good here:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1322546971463307264/photo/1

I'm the old dog who can't embed. Sorry.

You can embed. Click “post reply,” put in the link, highlight the whole link and click the “twitter” button. You can also click in front, click “twitter,” click behind and click “twitter” again, making sure there are no spaces either before or after.

She is finally dressed appropriately.

Appropriately? Who wears heels to stand in the mud?

Why do they all wear these tall heels, regardless of where they are?