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What are your deal breakers?
Mine are: Undereducated Lazy No ambition or drive |
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He's a man.
Signed, DCUM.
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children
White |
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Nickleback fan
Loves John Irving novels Has a personal email address that references a sports team All exes are all psycho or mean Smoker Uses the phrase "no drama" Has no friends |
| Who doesn't like John Irving? |
How long have you been single? |
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smoker
undereducated lack of ambition picky eater |
| Wait, what? What's wrong with John Irving? |
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Smoking
Drug use Republican Uneducated |
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Smoker
Drugs Arrogant Plays video games or golf |
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Smoking
Divorced Children Liberal Pro-choice Drug abuser Atheist Violent Uneducated |
If you read Cider House Rules when you were 14 and it really moved you: fine. If you're stuck at a beach house with nothing to read and you pick up Hotel New Hampshire: no jury would convict. But if your favorite author is John Irving: you read middlebrow trash #dealbreaker, (but if you are into JI, you can find plenty of other fans and make beautiful babies together). |
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Misogynistic or patriarchal in any way.
Odd or limited socially Ugly. |
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Man playing here:
Overly religious (or expectation that I need to participate) Dislike of spicy food, or a vegetarian Non-drinker Smoker Visible or trashy tattoos Pierced anything but ears So basically I want a social drinking, non-smoking, atheist with no tats or nose rings who'll eat my chili without whining that's it's "too hot." Hey, that's DW! Actually of the above the only one that would on its own be an automatic Deal Breaker would be a smoker. No way would I be with a smoker. |
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Smoking
Drug use Doesn't want kids Doesn't want marriage Job relocates often |