Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:In 16 years he will be 70 and she will be 47. I cannot imagine being with a 70 year old at my age (which is 47). So gross!

There are millions and millions of women that will choose a successful older man who at least tries to look good and works out and takes good care of themselves.

Like it or not, we still live in a society where men are expected to be successful and good looking - and there aren't a lot of them. Minuscule numbers. Supply and demand. I'm sure there are a gazillion women that would be happy to get involved with Justin Theroux. Not everyone wants to get involved with some 30 year old Peter Pan with terrible habits.

The bolded is what you're really missing. Justin is not some mature, older reliable, stable guy. He's the epitome of a FIFTY something Peter Pan with terrible habits snd the commitment of an alley cat. His "taking care of himself" appears to include heading down the Gaetz like path of troweling Juvederm and Botox into your face at an alarming rate. Basically, if you're going to marry a much older man you could do a lot better than this stunted and narcissistic man-child.

+1 he’s 54!!!! In 6 years he will be 60. She will be 37 with a 60 year old husband. Let that sink in.

Which will put them in line with half (maybe more than half) the couples in her industry. No one will bat an eye at that in their circles. He has a couple friends who married women closer in age to them, but that's somewhat anomalous (also anomalous for those couples to be together long term). The industry is full of May-December couples, second and third wives, men (and obviously women) in their 50s with filler and Botox jacked up faces, etc.

Why are you guys acting like she's some woman you know from your suburban DC country club? I do not understand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In 16 years he will be 70 and she will be 47. I cannot imagine being with a 70 year old at my age (which is 47). So gross!

There are millions and millions of women that will choose a successful older man who at least tries to look good and works out and takes good care of themselves.

Like it or not, we still live in a society where men are expected to be successful and good looking - and there aren't a lot of them. Minuscule numbers. Supply and demand. I'm sure there are a gazillion women that would be happy to get involved with Justin Theroux. Not everyone wants to get involved with some 30 year old Peter Pan with terrible habits.

The bolded is what you're really missing. Justin is not some mature, older reliable, stable guy. He's the epitome of a FIFTY something Peter Pan with terrible habits snd the commitment of an alley cat. His "taking care of himself" appears to include heading down the Gaetz like path of troweling Juvederm and Botox into your face at an alarming rate. Basically, if you're going to marry a much older man you could do a lot better than this stunted and narcissistic man-child.

+1 he’s 54!!!! In 6 years he will be 60. She will be 37 with a 60 year old husband. Let that sink in.

Which will put them in line with half (maybe more than half) the couples in her industry. No one will bat an eye at that in their circles. He has a couple friends who married women closer in age to them, but that's somewhat anomalous (also anomalous for those couples to be together long term). The industry is full of May-December couples, second and third wives, men (and obviously women) in their 50s with filler and Botox jacked up faces, etc.

Why are you guys acting like she's some woman you know from your suburban DC country club? I do not understand.

I don’t think she thought it through. She’s also really not in the industry. I had never heard of her before him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it's funny that a bunch of middle aged women on DCUM are sitting around second guessing the marriage and family planning choices of a 32 year old actress who stars on two hit shows.

I would presume her priorities, values, and lifestyle are quite different from mine, both now and when I was looking for a marriage partner. I've obviously never met her but would assume our very different careers and choice would reflect really different personalities and approaches to life.

I feel like she's triggering for some of you because her looks are someone "pretty every woman" -- just horsey enough in the face to feel accessible. I could see her playing a youngish DC mom (maybe recently quit her Big Law associate gig to focus on her kids) in a television show. But she's not that. She's an actress. Like a lot of actresses, she married an older actor (this is so, so common in that industry for a variety of reasons). Her life is not your life. She is not you.

All these "omg I would never do what she is doing" comments are so weird. She is very different from you! She likely never thinks about people like you at all, but if she does, she likely thinks "wow I cannot imagine living that way."

It’s not that deep. It’s the entertainment forum. We think Justin is a loser and she could have done a lot better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it's funny that a bunch of middle aged women on DCUM are sitting around second guessing the marriage and family planning choices of a 32 year old actress who stars on two hit shows.

I would presume her priorities, values, and lifestyle are quite different from mine, both now and when I was looking for a marriage partner. I've obviously never met her but would assume our very different careers and choice would reflect really different personalities and approaches to life.

I feel like she's triggering for some of you because her looks are someone "pretty every woman" -- just horsey enough in the face to feel accessible. I could see her playing a youngish DC mom (maybe recently quit her Big Law associate gig to focus on her kids) in a television show. But she's not that. She's an actress. Like a lot of actresses, she married an older actor (this is so, so common in that industry for a variety of reasons). Her life is not your life. She is not you.

All these "omg I would never do what she is doing" comments are so weird. She is very different from you! She likely never thinks about people like you at all, but if she does, she likely thinks "wow I cannot imagine living that way."

It’s not that deep. It’s the entertainment forum. We think Justin is a loser and she could have done a lot better.

You're entitled to feel that way but she did a cost-benefit analysis and decided the celebrity and financial security were worth it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it's funny that a bunch of middle aged women on DCUM are sitting around second guessing the marriage and family planning choices of a 32 year old actress who stars on two hit shows.

I would presume her priorities, values, and lifestyle are quite different from mine, both now and when I was looking for a marriage partner. I've obviously never met her but would assume our very different careers and choice would reflect really different personalities and approaches to life.

I feel like she's triggering for some of you because her looks are someone "pretty every woman" -- just horsey enough in the face to feel accessible. I could see her playing a youngish DC mom (maybe recently quit her Big Law associate gig to focus on her kids) in a television show. But she's not that. She's an actress. Like a lot of actresses, she married an older actor (this is so, so common in that industry for a variety of reasons). Her life is not your life. She is not you.

All these "omg I would never do what she is doing" comments are so weird. She is very different from you! She likely never thinks about people like you at all, but if she does, she likely thinks "wow I cannot imagine living that way."

It’s not that deep. It’s the entertainment forum. We think Justin is a loser and she could have done a lot better.

You're entitled to feel that way but she did a cost-benefit analysis and decided the celebrity and financial security were worth it.

What you described is vapid and shallow and terrible. What a horrible decision to bring a child into this cost benefit analysis. They both sound like losers and they deserve each other.

But that is exactly why people are commenting. The situation is absurd and we can see right through it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it's funny that a bunch of middle aged women on DCUM are sitting around second guessing the marriage and family planning choices of a 32 year old actress who stars on two hit shows.

I would presume her priorities, values, and lifestyle are quite different from mine, both now and when I was looking for a marriage partner. I've obviously never met her but would assume our very different careers and choice would reflect really different personalities and approaches to life.

I feel like she's triggering for some of you because her looks are someone "pretty every woman" -- just horsey enough in the face to feel accessible. I could see her playing a youngish DC mom (maybe recently quit her Big Law associate gig to focus on her kids) in a television show. But she's not that. She's an actress. Like a lot of actresses, she married an older actor (this is so, so common in that industry for a variety of reasons). Her life is not your life. She is not you.

All these "omg I would never do what she is doing" comments are so weird. She is very different from you! She likely never thinks about people like you at all, but if she does, she likely thinks "wow I cannot imagine living that way."

It’s not that deep. It’s the entertainment forum. We think Justin is a loser and she could have done a lot better.

You're entitled to feel that way but she did a cost-benefit analysis and decided the celebrity and financial security were worth it.

What you described is vapid and shallow and terrible. What a horrible decision to bring a child into this cost benefit analysis. They both sound like losers and they deserve each other.

But that is exactly why people are commenting. The situation is absurd and we can see right through it.

Well he seems vapid and terrible, so sounds like they're made for each other.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In 16 years he will be 70 and she will be 47. I cannot imagine being with a 70 year old at my age (which is 47). So gross!

There are millions and millions of women that will choose a successful older man who at least tries to look good and works out and takes good care of themselves.

Like it or not, we still live in a society where men are expected to be successful and good looking - and there aren't a lot of them. Minuscule numbers. Supply and demand. I'm sure there are a gazillion women that would be happy to get involved with Justin Theroux. Not everyone wants to get involved with some 30 year old Peter Pan with terrible habits.

The bolded is what you're really missing. Justin is not some mature, older reliable, stable guy. He's the epitome of a FIFTY something Peter Pan with terrible habits snd the commitment of an alley cat. His "taking care of himself" appears to include heading down the Gaetz like path of troweling Juvederm and Botox into your face at an alarming rate. Basically, if you're going to marry a much older man you could do a lot better than this stunted and narcissistic man-child.

+1 he’s 54!!!! In 6 years he will be 60. She will be 37 with a 60 year old husband. Let that sink in.

I mean he’s rich. Most women wouldn’t care about their husband being 60 at 37, if he’s rich.

[Anonymous]

Who cares? Both are D-list nobodies. Why is this dork constantly planted in tabloids? It's also puzzling why his ex Anniston remains an A-list celeb. She's a washed up 57 year old sitcom actress who peaked 30 years ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it's funny that a bunch of middle aged women on DCUM are sitting around second guessing the marriage and family planning choices of a 32 year old actress who stars on two hit shows.

I would presume her priorities, values, and lifestyle are quite different from mine, both now and when I was looking for a marriage partner. I've obviously never met her but would assume our very different careers and choice would reflect really different personalities and approaches to life.

I feel like she's triggering for some of you because her looks are someone "pretty every woman" -- just horsey enough in the face to feel accessible. I could see her playing a youngish DC mom (maybe recently quit her Big Law associate gig to focus on her kids) in a television show. But she's not that. She's an actress. Like a lot of actresses, she married an older actor (this is so, so common in that industry for a variety of reasons). Her life is not your life. She is not you.

All these "omg I would never do what she is doing" comments are so weird. She is very different from you! She likely never thinks about people like you at all, but if she does, she likely thinks "wow I cannot imagine living that way."

It’s not that deep. It’s the entertainment forum. We think Justin is a loser and she could have done a lot better.

You're entitled to feel that way but she did a cost-benefit analysis and decided the celebrity and financial security were worth it.

What you described is vapid and shallow and terrible. What a horrible decision to bring a child into this cost benefit analysis. They both sound like losers and they deserve each other.

But that is exactly why people are commenting. The situation is absurd and we can see right through it.

+1 their Vogue spread was so cringe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it's funny that a bunch of middle aged women on DCUM are sitting around second guessing the marriage and family planning choices of a 32 year old actress who stars on two hit shows.

I would presume her priorities, values, and lifestyle are quite different from mine, both now and when I was looking for a marriage partner. I've obviously never met her but would assume our very different careers and choice would reflect really different personalities and approaches to life.

I feel like she's triggering for some of you because her looks are someone "pretty every woman" -- just horsey enough in the face to feel accessible. I could see her playing a youngish DC mom (maybe recently quit her Big Law associate gig to focus on her kids) in a television show. But she's not that. She's an actress. Like a lot of actresses, she married an older actor (this is so, so common in that industry for a variety of reasons). Her life is not your life. She is not you.

All these "omg I would never do what she is doing" comments are so weird. She is very different from you! She likely never thinks about people like you at all, but if she does, she likely thinks "wow I cannot imagine living that way."

It’s not that deep. It’s the entertainment forum. We think Justin is a loser and she could have done a lot better.

+100 Mr. Aniston is a joke!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who cares? Both are D-list nobodies. Why is this dork constantly planted in tabloids? It's also puzzling why his ex Anniston remains an A-list celeb. She's a washed up 57 year old sitcom actress who peaked 30 years ago.

Meh, of course people love Jen. She was cute but never beautiful and she yet she married the hottest celeb of our generation and then we all watched her get left by him. And then we were obsessed with her dating and baby life which she fed into in the best way. People think Taylor Swift is a marketing genius? She has nothing on Jen Aniston and the fact that she was fine with no kids but was able to give us just enough of the bump watches and nursery decor rumors to keep us all interested for YEARS. Decades even.

Plus in between it all we watched her take fun trips to Cabo with her besties. She is fit and we love her hair and she has capitalized on that very well. So now she isn’t just a washed up sitcom star she has a successful fitness and hair product lines.

Don’t hate the player hate the game as they say.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who cares? Both are D-list nobodies. Why is this dork constantly planted in tabloids? It's also puzzling why his ex Anniston remains an A-list celeb. She's a washed up 57 year old sitcom actress who peaked 30 years ago.

Meh, of course people love Jen. She was cute but never beautiful and she yet she married the hottest celeb of our generation and then we all watched her get left by him. And then we were obsessed with her dating and baby life which she fed into in the best way. People think Taylor Swift is a marketing genius? She has nothing on Jen Aniston and the fact that she was fine with no kids but was able to give us just enough of the bump watches and nursery decor rumors to keep us all interested for YEARS. Decades even.

Plus in between it all we watched her take fun trips to Cabo with her besties. She is fit and we love her hair and she has capitalized on that very well. So now she isn’t just a washed up sitcom star she has a successful fitness and hair product lines.

Don’t hate the player hate the game as they say.

And still has a show on AppleTv starting to film it’s 5th season.

[Anonymous]

Justin’s thoughts on the newborn stage:

“It's so hard to sum that up, but I just love looking into his eyeballs,” Theroux raved of his newborn son. “It's just beautiful, it's just a wonderful thing. We're in that period now where it's just, of course, quiet, a lot of tiptoeing around the house, beautiful, occasional crying. Yeah, it's wonderful.”

He likes looking into his eyeballs?! Also you don’t need to tiptoe around newborn babies. Occasional crying? This guy sounds like an idiot and totally checked out. Either Nicole or the nanny is doing the heavy lifting. He is clueless.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who cares? Both are D-list nobodies. Why is this dork constantly planted in tabloids? It's also puzzling why his ex Anniston remains an A-list celeb. She's a washed up 57 year old sitcom actress who peaked 30 years ago.

Meh, of course people love Jen. She was cute but never beautiful and she yet she married the hottest celeb of our generation and then we all watched her get left by him. And then we were obsessed with her dating and baby life which she fed into in the best way. People think Taylor Swift is a marketing genius? She has nothing on Jen Aniston and the fact that she was fine with no kids but was able to give us just enough of the bump watches and nursery decor rumors to keep us all interested for YEARS. Decades even.

Plus in between it all we watched her take fun trips to Cabo with her besties. She is fit and we love her hair and she has capitalized on that very well. So now she isn’t just a washed up sitcom star she has a successful fitness and hair product lines.

Don’t hate the player hate the game as they say.

And still has a show on AppleTv starting to film it’s 5th season.

For which she won a best actress SAG and received Emmy and Golden Globe nominations. So washed up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who cares? Both are D-list nobodies. Why is this dork constantly planted in tabloids? It's also puzzling why his ex Anniston remains an A-list celeb. She's a washed up 57 year old sitcom actress who peaked 30 years ago.

Meh, of course people love Jen. She was cute but never beautiful and she yet she married the hottest celeb of our generation and then we all watched her get left by him. And then we were obsessed with her dating and baby life which she fed into in the best way. People think Taylor Swift is a marketing genius? She has nothing on Jen Aniston and the fact that she was fine with no kids but was able to give us just enough of the bump watches and nursery decor rumors to keep us all interested for YEARS. Decades even.

Plus in between it all we watched her take fun trips to Cabo with her besties. She is fit and we love her hair and she has capitalized on that very well. So now she isn’t just a washed up sitcom star she has a successful fitness and hair product lines.

Don’t hate the player hate the game as they say.

And still has a show on AppleTv starting to film it’s 5th season.

For which she won a best actress SAG and received Emmy and Golden Globe nominations. So washed up!

This thread is for bashing Justin, not Jen.