Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

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Anonymous wrote:Justin’s thoughts on the newborn stage:

“It's so hard to sum that up, but I just love looking into his eyeballs,” Theroux raved of his newborn son. “It's just beautiful, it's just a wonderful thing. We're in that period now where it's just, of course, quiet, a lot of tiptoeing around the house, beautiful, occasional crying. Yeah, it's wonderful.”

He likes looking into his eyeballs?! Also you don’t need to tiptoe around newborn babies. Occasional crying? This guy sounds like an idiot and totally checked out. Either Nicole or the nanny is doing the heavy lifting. He is clueless.

That clip is going around SM. It does not bode well. And I didn’t recognize him at first. He’s really messed up his face.

Of course he's clueless, and of course she's the one doing the work (with nanny help, surely). The apartment is not large--they probably are worried about making noise and waking the baby up. Especially with a dog who might bark.

Newborns sleep like a rock. They don’t even need darkness. The fact that Justin thinks a newborn needs absolute silence to sleep is telling.

Erm, a barking dog would definitely wake up a baby. And not all babies sleep like a rock. One of mine did not, at all.

Newborns do. Google it.

I had two, Google not necessary!

You don’t remember that you can literally take your newborn anywhere and they will sleep in their carrier at all times of the day whether it is light or dark or noisy? I have vivid memories of taking my newborn to restaurants with the other moms in the mom’s grouo and they would just sleep in their carriers while we are and chatted.

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Anonymous wrote:Justin’s thoughts on the newborn stage:

“It's so hard to sum that up, but I just love looking into his eyeballs,” Theroux raved of his newborn son. “It's just beautiful, it's just a wonderful thing. We're in that period now where it's just, of course, quiet, a lot of tiptoeing around the house, beautiful, occasional crying. Yeah, it's wonderful.”

He likes looking into his eyeballs?! Also you don’t need to tiptoe around newborn babies. Occasional crying? This guy sounds like an idiot and totally checked out. Either Nicole or the nanny is doing the heavy lifting. He is clueless.

That clip is going around SM. It does not bode well. And I didn’t recognize him at first. He’s really messed up his face.

Of course he's clueless, and of course she's the one doing the work (with nanny help, surely). The apartment is not large--they probably are worried about making noise and waking the baby up. Especially with a dog who might bark.

Newborns sleep like a rock. They don’t even need darkness. The fact that Justin thinks a newborn needs absolute silence to sleep is telling.

Erm, a barking dog would definitely wake up a baby. And not all babies sleep like a rock. One of mine did not, at all.

Newborns do. Google it.

I had two, Google not necessary!

You don’t remember that you can literally take your newborn anywhere and they will sleep in their carrier at all times of the day whether it is light or dark or noisy? I have vivid memories of taking my newborn to restaurants with the other moms in the mom’s grouo and they would just sleep in their carriers while we are and chatted.

Do you not grasp that your experience is not universal? Ffs.

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Uh, you're both right. Newborns sleep a lot and yes can sleep anywhere location wise BUT sometimes it can be hard to get them to sleep at home when you want them to sleep, especially if you want them to sleep in a bassinet while you take a break and they only want to sleep while held. This is a pretty classic newborn pattern.

I recall my baby regularly passing out in the carrier in broad daylight while walking around, and I also recall tiptoeing around our apartment because I'd just gotten her to sleep in her nursery and was hoping she's sleep long enough for me to eat and take a real break before she woke up to be nurses again.

Why are you fighting over this?

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Anonymous wrote:Uh, you're both right. Newborns sleep a lot and yes can sleep anywhere location wise BUT sometimes it can be hard to get them to sleep at home when you want them to sleep, especially if you want them to sleep in a bassinet while you take a break and they only want to sleep while held. This is a pretty classic newborn pattern.

I recall my baby regularly passing out in the carrier in broad daylight while walking around, and I also recall tiptoeing around our apartment because I'd just gotten her to sleep in her nursery and was hoping she's sleep long enough for me to eat and take a real break before she woke up to be nurses again.

Why are you fighting over this?

Because one poster kept doubling down on being "right" rather than allowing for different experiences.

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Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

But he's also poking fun at himself in these roles, which suggests some self-awareness. I have no idea if he'll be a good father, but even with his general pretentiousness I wouldn't conflate him with the characters he plays.

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Isn't she from Greenwich or similar? Good luck to her as she navigates the mommy wars in Manhattan, brutal.

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Anonymous wrote:Justin’s thoughts on the newborn stage:

“It's so hard to sum that up, but I just love looking into his eyeballs,” Theroux raved of his newborn son. “It's just beautiful, it's just a wonderful thing. We're in that period now where it's just, of course, quiet, a lot of tiptoeing around the house, beautiful, occasional crying. Yeah, it's wonderful.”

He likes looking into his eyeballs?! Also you don’t need to tiptoe around newborn babies. Occasional crying? This guy sounds like an idiot and totally checked out. Either Nicole or the nanny is doing the heavy lifting. He is clueless.

That clip is going around SM. It does not bode well. And I didn’t recognize him at first. He’s really messed up his face.

Of course he's clueless, and of course she's the one doing the work (with nanny help, surely). The apartment is not large--they probably are worried about making noise and waking the baby up. Especially with a dog who might bark.

Newborns sleep like a rock. They don’t even need darkness. The fact that Justin thinks a newborn needs absolute silence to sleep is telling.

Erm, a barking dog would definitely wake up a baby. And not all babies sleep like a rock. One of mine did not, at all.

Newborns do. Google it.

I had two, Google not necessary!

You don’t remember that you can literally take your newborn anywhere and they will sleep in their carrier at all times of the day whether it is light or dark or noisy? I have vivid memories of taking my newborn to restaurants with the other moms in the mom’s grouo and they would just sleep in their carriers while we are and chatted.

Do you not grasp that your experience is not universal? Ffs.

Everyone I know with newborns had the same experience. They remember newborns sleeping anywhere and once they were asleep you didn’t have to use hushed voices. We were encouraged not to actually. So Justin talking about tiptoeing around the apartment with a 2 week old sounds like bs to me.

I would say this was maybe the first 6 weeks. Tell me what happened with yours? I can’t imagine a newborn waking to the sound of a voice at 2 weeks?

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It was just a weird response. Parents of newborns typically lead with how tired they are. Or that they are figuring out feeding schedules which are ever changing. They sleep a lot but often in spurts.

I agree with the poster who said it just sounded like a non answer because Nicole and nanny’s and night nurses are doing most of it. Justin has no clue.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

But he's also poking fun at himself in these roles, which suggests some self-awareness. I have no idea if he'll be a good father, but even with his general pretentiousness I wouldn't conflate him with the characters he plays.

I’m basing it more on his history and his interviews. Cheating, dating way younger girls, not compromising on the bicoastal living situation with Jen, being super annoying about his dogs (i’m a huge dog person but bringing the dog to the today show and other interviews is just dumb) and all the plastic surgery and his wedding spread which was tacky.

Its just funny that those are the roles that he is cast in.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

But he's also poking fun at himself in these roles, which suggests some self-awareness. I have no idea if he'll be a good father, but even with his general pretentiousness I wouldn't conflate him with the characters he plays.

I’m basing it more on his history and his interviews. Cheating, dating way younger girls, not compromising on the bicoastal living situation with Jen, being super annoying about his dogs (i’m a huge dog person but bringing the dog to the today show and other interviews is just dumb) and all the plastic surgery and his wedding spread which was tacky.

Its just funny that those are the roles that he is cast in.

And I read his dog is not well house trained and people have to clean up after it.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

But he's also poking fun at himself in these roles, which suggests some self-awareness. I have no idea if he'll be a good father, but even with his general pretentiousness I wouldn't conflate him with the characters he plays.

I’m basing it more on his history and his interviews. Cheating, dating way younger girls, not compromising on the bicoastal living situation with Jen, being super annoying about his dogs (i’m a huge dog person but bringing the dog to the today show and other interviews is just dumb) and all the plastic surgery and his wedding spread which was tacky.

Its just funny that those are the roles that he is cast in.

And I read his dog is not well house trained and people have to clean up after it.

I did read he doesn't pick up after his dog, which is vile.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

But he's also poking fun at himself in these roles, which suggests some self-awareness. I have no idea if he'll be a good father, but even with his general pretentiousness I wouldn't conflate him with the characters he plays.

I’m basing it more on his history and his interviews. Cheating, dating way younger girls, not compromising on the bicoastal living situation with Jen, being super annoying about his dogs (i’m a huge dog person but bringing the dog to the today show and other interviews is just dumb) and all the plastic surgery and his wedding spread which was tacky.

Its just funny that those are the roles that he is cast in.

And I read his dog is not well house trained and people have to clean up after it.

I did read he doesn't pick up after his dog, which is vile.

Omg seriously?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes parenthood matures people, it could happen. His wealth will soften the challenges of being an older parent. However it’s a marathon not a sprint, can’t tell anything from the early giddy days of first-time parenthood.

Agree but he has had 54 years to develop some depth and he hasn’t yet so a lot of us are highly skeptical. It just seems like every role that he plays he is just playing Justin. Pretentious, shallow, clueless.

But he's also poking fun at himself in these roles, which suggests some self-awareness. I have no idea if he'll be a good father, but even with his general pretentiousness I wouldn't conflate him with the characters he plays.

I’m basing it more on his history and his interviews. Cheating, dating way younger girls, not compromising on the bicoastal living situation with Jen, being super annoying about his dogs (i’m a huge dog person but bringing the dog to the today show and other interviews is just dumb) and all the plastic surgery and his wedding spread which was tacky.

Its just funny that those are the roles that he is cast in.

And I read his dog is not well house trained and people have to clean up after it.

I did read he doesn't pick up after his dog, which is vile.

Omg seriously?

Yeah there was a sighting in NYC where someone yelled at him to pick up after his dog and he kept walking, giving the finger. Classy. You'll notice with all his dog walking pics you never see a poo bag on his person.