Quarantine Confessions (share yours here)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I haven’t worn underwear in 2+ weeks.

Almost, except I put some on for Easter. I did a week's worth of laundry and there was 1 pair of my underwear in it.

More from the confessional:
- my yoga pants are getting tight
- I dislike the beard on DH
- I want to go shopping for hours, any store
- sex every other day
- the toenail situation is dire

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am single and have three kids. I am getting D on the reg from a great boyfriend after a terrible divorce.
I am in absolute heaven and know with 100% certainty that if I was still married to that abusive drunk my life would be in danger through this quarantine - this is heaven.

banging a guy who is banging tons of others, Stds and risking you family to covid19, klassy

^^ You're just jealous. Enjoy that D, PP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I want to have sex with someone besides my DH.

I am here for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am single and have three kids. I am getting D on the reg from a great boyfriend after a terrible divorce.
I am in absolute heaven and know with 100% certainty that if I was still married to that abusive drunk my life would be in danger through this quarantine - this is heaven.

banging a guy who is banging tons of others, Stds and risking you family to covid19, klassy

Eh, whatevs man. I’ll take the D and your judgment for $200 please, Alex. All day looooong.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am single and have three kids. I am getting D on the reg from a great boyfriend after a terrible divorce.
I am in absolute heaven and know with 100% certainty that if I was still married to that abusive drunk my life would be in danger through this quarantine - this is heaven.

banging a guy who is banging tons of others, Stds and risking you family to covid19, klassy

Eh, whatevs man. I’ll take the D and your judgment for $200 please, Alex. All day looooong.

Ah, I haven’t had good D in 20 years. More power to you!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am not concerned about education equity at this point and feel the school system did the best they could to provide devices and point parents to how to get low cost and free internet and at this point it needs the schools just need to teach and if some kids get left behind than it's on their parents. School will be there in the Fall and the kids can repeat. It won't cost the parents more.

We still do not have the distance-learning packets from FFX county, nor any real time distance leading elementary lessons - after 3 weeks.

But my kids recognized one of their teachers in front of their school when we rode by yesterday: he was passing out free lunch.

I pay taxes to the school to educate by kids, not to run a soup kitchen for the 5% farms. Teachers are supposed to teach.

I pay taxes to educate your kid and have teachers hand out lunches to FARMs children. I also pay to educate my children privately. They have no packets but intelligent ostentatious who can manage Grade 4 and 6 work.

Why can’t the admin people at schools do this to free up teachers?[/quote]


Seriously there are so many school employees that are being paid and not doing a thing right now. I can’t believe they would have the teachers do this.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am not concerned about education equity at this point and feel the school system did the best they could to provide devices and point parents to how to get low cost and free internet and at this point it needs the schools just need to teach and if some kids get left behind than it's on their parents. School will be there in the Fall and the kids can repeat. It won't cost the parents more.

We still do not have the distance-learning packets from FFX county, nor any real time distance leading elementary lessons - after 3 weeks.

But my kids recognized one of their teachers in front of their school when we rode by yesterday: he was passing out free lunch.

I pay taxes to the school to educate by kids, not to run a soup kitchen for the 5% farms. Teachers are supposed to teach.

I pay taxes to educate your kid and have teachers hand out lunches to FARMs children. I also pay to educate my children privately. They have no packets but intelligent ostentatious who can manage Grade 4 and 6 work.

Why can’t the admin people at schools do this to free up teachers?[/quote]


Seriously there are so many school employees that are being paid and not doing a thing right now. I can’t believe they would have the teachers do this.

FFX county just cancelled distance learning for the week.

Teaching - they are not.

[Anonymous]

I met a friend outside for a socially distanced drink. It was amazing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I confess that when my parent lingered in a nursing home for 4 years, Coronavirus would have been a blessing. You get to the point where your parent is legally alive, but not living.

There are entire communities where the elderly are kind of warehoused and dependent upon aides to dress, bathe, move, toilet, diaper change, feed and otherwise attend to and it’s all impersonal and isolating. My parent was in a lauded, expensive facility in a private room and it was beyond depressing and dire. We hired a private duty aide and visited to ensure our parent was rarely alone. Otherwise, the frail elderly are left alone for hours. Call buttons ignored.

My parent literally wasted away and died while sleeping. I’ve changed my medical directive that I am not be be kept alive by any extraordinary means/DNR.

This. I think coronvirus in nursing homes is an act of kindness from the universe.

Yes I agree.
Also, I secretly think I might not be too upset if my mentally ill mother gets it... not sure about my dad who was enabling her and never made sure we were ok...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am not buying any gift cards to local restaurants or businesses.

I could afford to buy a couple but I worry that by the time I could use them, the restaurant or business will be out of business and I won't be able to use them. I think many will fold soon.

Yes, same.
Also not continuing to pay the manicurist.
She was great but she really was rough with my cuticles so bye Felicia. I would ask her to be more gentle, she would apologize and keep doing more of the same. Gave her nice tips and now it’s sweet schadenfreude (sp?)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I confess that when my parent lingered in a nursing home for 4 years, Coronavirus would have been a blessing. You get to the point where your parent is legally alive, but not living.

There are entire communities where the elderly are kind of warehoused and dependent upon aides to dress, bathe, move, toilet, diaper change, feed and otherwise attend to and it’s all impersonal and isolating. My parent was in a lauded, expensive facility in a private room and it was beyond depressing and dire. We hired a private duty aide and visited to ensure our parent was rarely alone. Otherwise, the frail elderly are left alone for hours. Call buttons ignored.

My parent literally wasted away and died while sleeping. I’ve changed my medical directive that I am not be be kept alive by any extraordinary means/DNR.

This. I think coronvirus in nursing homes is an act of kindness from the universe.

We are all not so secretly hoping this takes my 99 year old grandfather with "the stats of a high school athlete!" and very limited mental capacity...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am single and have three kids. I am getting D on the reg from a great boyfriend after a terrible divorce.
I am in absolute heaven and know with 100% certainty that if I was still married to that abusive drunk my life would be in danger through this quarantine - this is heaven.

banging a guy who is banging tons of others, Stds and risking you family to covid19, klassy

Eh, whatevs man. I’ll take the D and your judgment for $200 please, Alex. All day looooong.

Ah, I haven’t had good D in 20 years. More power to you!

Might be time to outsource...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:People who judge single and only children suck. My son has two deceased siblings....

+ a million! Not as tragic as your situation, but I had four miscarriages, including one after a strong heartbeat was found. Do, my DD is an only child. At a school event, another parent literally laughed at me for having only one child and how I never had any right to complain about parenthood (I never do anyway because I don’t want to be judged) and how easy it must be. Sometimes I just want to tell people like this about the miscarriages so they feel like sh!t.

With you both. I smile blandly through the comments that people make about my "easy only" and how I have no idea "what it's really like," whatever that means. I know everyone has their own crap that they deal with, but I definitely don't have an only by choice and the parents rich with more children can be weirdly and sometimes hurtfully smug.

I fully support your right to shut that sh*t down immediately. An inappropriate comment gets an inappropriate reply. "Yeah, you're right! It is easy! Sucks about all my dead babies, but I'm really making out on the workload front child-wise!" Let them stumble over their words and feel like crap. They should learn to think twice before making those kinds of comments.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People who judge single and only children suck. My son has two deceased siblings....

+ a million! Not as tragic as your situation, but I had four miscarriages, including one after a strong heartbeat was found. Do, my DD is an only child. At a school event, another parent literally laughed at me for having only one child and how I never had any right to complain about parenthood (I never do anyway because I don’t want to be judged) and how easy it must be. Sometimes I just want to tell people like this about the miscarriages so they feel like sh!t.

With you both. I smile blandly through the comments that people make about my "easy only" and how I have no idea "what it's really like," whatever that means. I know everyone has their own crap that they deal with, but I definitely don't have an only by choice and the parents rich with more children can be weirdly and sometimes hurtfully smug.

I fully support your right to shut that sh*t down immediately. An inappropriate comment gets an inappropriate reply. "Yeah, you're right! It is easy! Sucks about all my dead babies, but I'm really making out on the workload front child-wise!" Let them stumble over their words and feel like crap. They should learn to think twice before making those kinds of comments.

Yikes. Who is saying that stuff? I was thinking about having a second, but after this experience my DS is likely to be an only. Even if I did have a second kid, I could never imagine saying anything remotely like that to somebody.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I haven’t worn underwear in 2+ weeks.

Almost, except I put some on for Easter. I did a week's worth of laundry and there was 1 pair of my underwear in it.

More from the confessional:
- my yoga pants are getting tight
- I dislike the beard on DH
- I want to go shopping for hours, any store
- sex every other day
- the toenail situation is dire

If this is manifesting itself in Dat Azz, it may not be so bad.