American Riviera Orchard and Meghan Markle

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Anonymous wrote:Lady C says there’s big news coming about Harkles I bet it’s the surrogate births!!!

The AOR launch is big news. Did she already mention that?

It's so big we can't even get the acronym right on a clunky name.

American Orchard sounds so much better.

Orchard would have been fine on it's own. American implies it needs to have a bunch of patriotic flags and all red, white and blue. Not very California to be very patriotic.

You’re forgetting how much right-wingers hate fresh fruit. They’re reclaiming “American”, like the gays did with “queer”.

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Anonymous wrote:PP a few pages back was correct: Meghan was hoping to "break the internet."

She'll be "broke" soon, so she's at least got that part right.

Which is it? She will be broke soon or have more than enough money? Both things have been claimed in this thread. You all need to get on the same page about their financial health.

Are you slow? Their burn rate is through the roof. If she wasn't such a thirsty climber desperate for validation and adulation then maybe she could live like a normal person on the money they have, but we all know that ain't the case.

Why is this so hard for you to grasp?

But if they have more than enough their burn rate is irrelevant.

More than enough if they humbled themselves and lived within their means. But they can't do that because they have delusions of grandeur. So it is very relevant and the reason why they are coming out with all of these desperate cash grabs.

They could live in a LCOL area in a very nice home and do good locally and globally without being in the public eye. They could do that but don't, so that's their choice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:American Riviera sounds like a movie

An earlier poster referenced the redneck riviera in Florida/Alabama. Truly that is the only riviera I’ve heard of existing in the US. My neighbor’s wife has family who loves vacations at the redneck riviera. They are loud people. Lots of pink sandals and perms.

Any American riviera sounds low rent and pretentious, populated by strivers who can’t afford the french riviera.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lady C says there’s big news coming about Harkles I bet it’s the surrogate births!!!

The AOR launch is big news. Did she already mention that?

It's so big we can't even get the acronym right on a clunky name.

American Orchard sounds so much better.

Orchard would have been fine on it's own. American implies it needs to have a bunch of patriotic flags and all red, white and blue. Not very California to be very patriotic.

You’re forgetting how much right-wingers hate fresh fruit. They’re reclaiming “American”, like the gays did with “queer”.

This is probably the weirdest post ever posted on dcum. We need a yearly awards ceremony. Nominations, winners. Hall of fame. Many posts could be contenders, but few would rise to the top as this one would.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lady C says there’s big news coming about Harkles I bet it’s the surrogate births!!!

The AOR launch is big news. Did she already mention that?

It's so big we can't even get the acronym right on a clunky name.

American Orchard sounds so much better.

Orchard would have been fine on it's own. American implies it needs to have a bunch of patriotic flags and all red, white and blue. Not very California to be very patriotic.

You’re forgetting how much right-wingers hate fresh fruit. They’re reclaiming “American”, like the gays did with “queer”.

This is probably the weirdest post ever posted on dcum. We need a yearly awards ceremony. Nominations, winners. Hall of fame. Many posts could be contenders, but few would rise to the top as this one would.

Lol, not even close.

[Anonymous]

Older Ibble commentary about Meghan’s threatened return to Instagram and the kinds of issues she might encounter trying to sell product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYj63fPuKM&list=PLdgxngtaAunD_an9IdCaElsi1ecHjOrO8&index=2

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lady C says there’s big news coming about Harkles I bet it’s the surrogate births!!!

The AOR launch is big news. Did she already mention that?

It's so big we can't even get the acronym right on a clunky name.

American Orchard sounds so much better.

Orchard would have been fine on it's own. American implies it needs to have a bunch of patriotic flags and all red, white and blue. Not very California to be very patriotic.

You’re forgetting how much right-wingers hate fresh fruit. They’re reclaiming “American”, like the gays did with “queer”.

Are the Sussexes right wing champions eschewing fresh fruit for jellies? Wtf are you trying to say?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Older Ibble commentary about Meghan’s threatened return to Instagram and the kinds of issues she might encounter trying to sell product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYj63fPuKM&list=PLdgxngtaAunD_an9IdCaElsi1ecHjOrO8&index=2

Lol, YouTube grifters are so cringe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lady C says there’s big news coming about Harkles I bet it’s the surrogate births!!!

The AOR launch is big news. Did she already mention that?

It's so big we can't even get the acronym right on a clunky name.

American Orchard sounds so much better.

Orchard would have been fine on it's own. American implies it needs to have a bunch of patriotic flags and all red, white and blue. Not very California to be very patriotic.

You’re forgetting how much right-wingers hate fresh fruit. They’re reclaiming “American”, like the gays did with “queer”.

Are the Sussexes right wing champions eschewing fresh fruit for jellies? Wtf are you trying to say?

I don’t understand what the supposed hatred of fresh fruit MAGAs have intersects with MM’s lifestyle brand and goods.

Perhaps pp is trying to say MM only wants liberals to buy her wares? I highly doubt that. Green money is green money.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lady C says there’s big news coming about Harkles I bet it’s the surrogate births!!!

The AOR launch is big news. Did she already mention that?

It's so big we can't even get the acronym right on a clunky name.

American Orchard sounds so much better.

Orchard would have been fine on it's own. American implies it needs to have a bunch of patriotic flags and all red, white and blue. Not very California to be very patriotic.

You’re forgetting how much right-wingers hate fresh fruit. They’re reclaiming “American”, like the gays did with “queer”.

Are the Sussexes right wing champions eschewing fresh fruit for jellies? Wtf are you trying to say?

I don’t understand what the supposed hatred of fresh fruit MAGAs have intersects with MM’s lifestyle brand and goods.

Perhaps pp is trying to say MM only wants liberals to buy her wares? I highly doubt that. Green money is green money.

Guaranteed the people likely to buy this stuff are liberals.

[Anonymous]

Should be called Mid-Evil Renaissance American by Montecito 🤣🤣Since Americans don't understand 🙄

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m wondering if the Montecito/Santa Barbara aesthetic appeals to the masses?

I don’t like it. It looks bland and cold even with the warm wood tones. It seems boring and lacks any character.

But I’m very much an east coast gal. I love very traditional decor a la Martha Stewart, antiques, etc. I love homes that fall under the umbrella of traditional Hamptons, Martha’s Vineyard, etc. I also love the decor in fancy homes in Charleston or Coral Gables. All of these styles layer colors and patterns while the Santa Barbara vibe is just use beige.

Will this sell?

I feel like that aesthetic had a moment at the height of Restoration Hardware’s popularity. But that ship has sailed.

Plus: all the home decorating stuff highlighted in the spring and summer is filled with bright colors. Bad time to launch beige and white stuff imho.

Reminds me of Kim K and Kayne's house where everything is white even where the children play. This has been done before.
https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-home

Check out “Sad beige toys/clothes for sad beige children” on tik tok- before it’s banned. Hilarious!

+1 CA has their own rules; that’s great and all, but will it sell? Do people have money for designer oils and jams? Linens?

It's like when your friend joins some kind of MLM and you feel forced to buy one thing. People will buy one jam, maybe, only if you're a die hard fan and wouldn't be embarrassed to own it, but more likely this will be another flash in the pan.

If she’s lucky, she’ll make Oprah’s or Gayle’s Favorite Things list.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:American Riviera sounds like a movie

An earlier poster referenced the redneck riviera in Florida/Alabama. Truly that is the only riviera I’ve heard of existing in the US. My neighbor’s wife has family who loves vacations at the redneck riviera. They are loud people. Lots of pink sandals and perms.

Any American riviera sounds low rent and pretentious, populated by strivers who can’t afford the french riviera.

It’s an oxymoron.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PP a few pages back was correct: Meghan was hoping to "break the internet."

She'll be "broke" soon, so she's at least got that part right.

Which is it? She will be broke soon or have more than enough money? Both things have been claimed in this thread. You all need to get on the same page about their financial health.

Are you slow? Their burn rate is through the roof. If she wasn't such a thirsty climber desperate for validation and adulation then maybe she could live like a normal person on the money they have, but we all know that ain't the case.

Why is this so hard for you to grasp?

But if they have more than enough their burn rate is irrelevant.

More than enough if they humbled themselves and lived within their means. But they can't do that because they have delusions of grandeur. So it is very relevant and the reason why they are coming out with all of these desperate cash grabs.

They could live in a LCOL area in a very nice home and do good locally and globally without being in the public eye. They could do that but don't, so that's their choice.

If they move to LA, it needs to be in the Hollywood Hills/Beverly Hills/Holmby Hills/Brentwood/Bel Air area. Those are extremely expensive for the size home they would require.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PP a few pages back was correct: Meghan was hoping to "break the internet."

She'll be "broke" soon, so she's at least got that part right.

Which is it? She will be broke soon or have more than enough money? Both things have been claimed in this thread. You all need to get on the same page about their financial health.

Are you slow? Their burn rate is through the roof. If she wasn't such a thirsty climber desperate for validation and adulation then maybe she could live like a normal person on the money they have, but we all know that ain't the case.

Why is this so hard for you to grasp?

But if they have more than enough their burn rate is irrelevant.

More than enough if they humbled themselves and lived within their means. But they can't do that because they have delusions of grandeur. So it is very relevant and the reason why they are coming out with all of these desperate cash grabs.

They could live in a LCOL area in a very nice home and do good locally and globally without being in the public eye. They could do that but don't, so that's their choice.

If they move to LA, it needs to be in the Hollywood Hills/Beverly Hills/Holmby Hills/Brentwood/Bel Air area. Those are extremely expensive for the size home they would require.

They are a family of four. They could do a lot cheaper, like 5 million, and live very well.