Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Where is Jen?

She hasn’t listed in a couple of days, basically an eternity in influencer land.

That dumpster isn’t going to fill itself. She’s probably busy throwing out all of her belongings.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Jen?

She hasn’t listed in a couple of days, basically an eternity in influencer land.

That dumpster isn’t going to fill itself. She’s probably busy throwing out all of her belongings.

Has she lost her most basic Christian values? She has plenty of money to hire a team of organizers who could at least set aside and sort her cast offs bound for the dumpster into multiple categories to go to specific charities. Ugh. Infuriating and shameful. Think of all the good she could choose to do and heck, she could make this into a blog post or book or whatever: one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure and leg up…whatever. She could go with a theme and a different charity to profile: Furniture and home goods and clothing = women’s shelter, shelf stable food = local food bank, etc.

The waste sickens me and yes, I’m a volunteer outreach worker and staff a food bank.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Jen?

She hasn’t listed in a couple of days, basically an eternity in influencer land.

That dumpster isn’t going to fill itself. She’s probably busy throwing out all of her belongings.

Has she lost her most basic Christian values? She has plenty of money to hire a team of organizers who could at least set aside and sort her cast offs bound for the dumpster into multiple categories to go to specific charities. Ugh. Infuriating and shameful. Think of all the good she could choose to do and heck, she could make this into a blog post or book or whatever: one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure and leg up…whatever. She could go with a theme and a different charity to profile: Furniture and home goods and clothing = women’s shelter, shelf stable food = local food bank, etc.

The waste sickens me and yes, I’m a volunteer outreach worker and staff a food bank.

I'm thinking she's tired of Brandon's construction and car crap left behind. I'm happily married, but the only way I'd need a dumpster is to clean out car parts, left over house project crap from the garage and cellar. It would be high on my list if my husband ever pulled a brandon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Jen?

She hasn’t listed in a couple of days, basically an eternity in influencer land.

That dumpster isn’t going to fill itself. She’s probably busy throwing out all of her belongings.

Has she lost her most basic Christian values? She has plenty of money to hire a team of organizers who could at least set aside and sort her cast offs bound for the dumpster into multiple categories to go to specific charities. Ugh. Infuriating and shameful. Think of all the good she could choose to do and heck, she could make this into a blog post or book or whatever: one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure and leg up…whatever. She could go with a theme and a different charity to profile: Furniture and home goods and clothing = women’s shelter, shelf stable food = local food bank, etc.

The waste sickens me and yes, I’m a volunteer outreach worker and staff a food bank.

I'm thinking she's tired of Brandon's construction and car crap left behind. I'm happily married, but the only way I'd need a dumpster is to clean out car parts, left over house project crap from the garage and cellar. It would be high on my list if my husband ever pulled a brandon.

I know her caption isn’t literal but it didn’t sound like she was clearing out Brandon’s stuff and she’s done the dumpster in last few years so my guess is that she would’ve trashed his stuff then or even right after 2020 wo posting on instagram. No way she’s been holding his stuff for 2 years.

[Anonymous]

Just watched some of Brandon’s recent IG reels and boy does he look happy living his new life with Tina. This leaves me kind of conflicted. Seeing all his kids saying prayer over their family Christmas feast seemed like they were finding their new normal and finding reconciliation and peace after the trauma of 2020. Yet then I think of the hell they went thru while Brandon came apart at the seems and blew up his family. We’ll never know how much Jen contributed with her narcissistic ways but there’s no doubt he’s getting to start over with someone who is all about him. While Jen keeps trying to sell us on the great love she’s building with Tyler even though something in our guts keeps telling us it’s not what it seems. At all. I kind of want Jen to start fresh and build a sweet little life with someone as into her as Tina is into Brandon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Jen?

She hasn’t listed in a couple of days, basically an eternity in influencer land.

That dumpster isn’t going to fill itself. She’s probably busy throwing out all of her belongings.

Has she lost her most basic Christian values? She has plenty of money to hire a team of organizers who could at least set aside and sort her cast offs bound for the dumpster into multiple categories to go to specific charities. Ugh. Infuriating and shameful. Think of all the good she could choose to do and heck, she could make this into a blog post or book or whatever: one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure and leg up…whatever. She could go with a theme and a different charity to profile: Furniture and home goods and clothing = women’s shelter, shelf stable food = local food bank, etc.

The waste sickens me and yes, I’m a volunteer outreach worker and staff a food bank.

I'm thinking she's tired of Brandon's construction and car crap left behind. I'm happily married, but the only way I'd need a dumpster is to clean out car parts, left over house project crap from the garage and cellar. It would be high on my list if my husband ever pulled a brandon.

I know her caption isn’t literal but it didn’t sound like she was clearing out Brandon’s stuff and she’s done the dumpster in last few years so my guess is that she would’ve trashed his stuff then or even right after 2020 wo posting on instagram. No way she’s been holding his stuff for 2 years.

I'm not talking shirts and shoes.

When was the last time you completely cleared your basement or garage? This is house and car crap that she doesn't care about.

[Anonymous]

Brandon is totally winning the post divorce Olympics.

Which must be pure hell and agony for his ex in that Brandon was the one who really f’ed it all up.

[Anonymous]

As expected Jen with a holidays is hard post. Complete with a photo of her with her kids wearing red stripper pumps

[Anonymous]

She's trying way too hard to be young and sexy. She should focus on being mature and classy. TACKY

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where is Jen?

She hasn’t listed in a couple of days, basically an eternity in influencer land.

That dumpster isn’t going to fill itself. She’s probably busy throwing out all of her belongings.

Has she lost her most basic Christian values? She has plenty of money to hire a team of organizers who could at least set aside and sort her cast offs bound for the dumpster into multiple categories to go to specific charities. Ugh. Infuriating and shameful. Think of all the good she could choose to do and heck, she could make this into a blog post or book or whatever: one woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure and leg up…whatever. She could go with a theme and a different charity to profile: Furniture and home goods and clothing = women’s shelter, shelf stable food = local food bank, etc.

The waste sickens me and yes, I’m a volunteer outreach worker and staff a food bank.

I'm thinking she's tired of Brandon's construction and car crap left behind. I'm happily married, but the only way I'd need a dumpster is to clean out car parts, left over house project crap from the garage and cellar. It would be high on my list if my husband ever pulled a brandon.

I know her caption isn’t literal but it didn’t sound like she was clearing out Brandon’s stuff and she’s done the dumpster in last few years so my guess is that she would’ve trashed his stuff then or even right after 2020 wo posting on instagram. No way she’s been holding his stuff for 2 years.

I'm not talking shirts and shoes.

When was the last time you completely cleared your basement or garage? This is house and car crap that she doesn't care about.

Last time she did this "cleaning" was in 2017 so it would be insane to just have 5 more years go by and need to do it again: https://m.facebook.com/jenhatmaker/photos/a.217119135053756.44273.203920953040241/1356743087758016/?type=3

Guys, I want you to see what's happening at the Hatmaker abode today. We rented an INDUSTRIAL SIZE DUMPSTER, told all the kids we were confiscating phones, and we are cleaning out every.single.last closet, drawer, shelf, room, storage space, office, garage, bedroom, cabinet, and yard garbage.

All 11 junk drawers. Every random closet. Each and every drawer of old clothes. Shoes. Papers. Last year's notebooks. The mystery cabinets. The laundry room full of every manner of whatever. All the pens. All the random and mostly unusable cords. The drawer of warranties on things we no longer have. The terrifying, stupefying garage. The piles of unidentified books.

HE GONE.

It just occurred to me what is happening: my new book #OfMessAndMoxie will be born next Tuesday into the world.

I AM NESTING.

I need my house in order to tend to the new baby. No matter how I have to care for it in the next few weeks, AT LEAST MY WRAPPING SUPPLIES WILL BE ORGANIZED.

I've lost my mind. Just like a nine-month pregnant girl who thinks the bottom left drawer in the guest bathroom simply MUST be sorted before bringing home the baby or there is no point in even parenting.

I hope Moxie appreciates her cleaned out home, which makes perfect sense since she is actually coming to live in yours. Everyone is real happy around here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just watched some of Brandon’s recent IG reels and boy does he look happy living his new life with Tina. This leaves me kind of conflicted. Seeing all his kids saying prayer over their family Christmas feast seemed like they were finding their new normal and finding reconciliation and peace after the trauma of 2020. Yet then I think of the hell they went thru while Brandon came apart at the seems and blew up his family. We’ll never know how much Jen contributed with her narcissistic ways but there’s no doubt he’s getting to start over with someone who is all about him. While Jen keeps trying to sell us on the great love she’s building with Tyler even though something in our guts keeps telling us it’s not what it seems. At all. I kind of want Jen to start fresh and build a sweet little life with someone as into her as Tina is into Brandon.

Nothing warms the cockles of my fundie Christian heart like seeing a cereal adulterer and addict praying over his holiday meal with his newest (but surely not last) conquest and all of his children, booze in every hand, some double fisting. This is not a new normal. It may be new, but it’s far from normal. If you’re falling for it, you need to check yourself with the scrutiny you’re putting Jen under. He’s just as fake and just as attention hungry, if not more so.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just watched some of Brandon’s recent IG reels and boy does he look happy living his new life with Tina. This leaves me kind of conflicted. Seeing all his kids saying prayer over their family Christmas feast seemed like they were finding their new normal and finding reconciliation and peace after the trauma of 2020. Yet then I think of the hell they went thru while Brandon came apart at the seems and blew up his family. We’ll never know how much Jen contributed with her narcissistic ways but there’s no doubt he’s getting to start over with someone who is all about him. While Jen keeps trying to sell us on the great love she’s building with Tyler even though something in our guts keeps telling us it’s not what it seems. At all. I kind of want Jen to start fresh and build a sweet little life with someone as into her as Tina is into Brandon.

Nothing warms the cockles of my fundie Christian heart like seeing a cereal adulterer and addict praying over his holiday meal with his newest (but surely not last) conquest and all of his children, booze in every hand, some double fisting. This is not a new normal. It may be new, but it’s far from normal. If you’re falling for it, you need to check yourself with the scrutiny you’re putting Jen under. He’s just as fake and just as attention hungry, if not more so.

For your favorite cereal adulterer I suggest this special bowl. It keeps the delicious crunch away from the milky creaminess:

[Anonymous]

Brandon has turned into such a cliche. Bejeweled britches, constant photos of his wife’s rack, and now boozy prayer sessions. His whole identity is some kind of southern biker bro cosplay. I thought he might take the opportunity away from Jen’s limelight to have some privacy and enjoy a quieter life, but he clearly wanted more attention, not less. He just wanted to be the star of the show, not a supporting cast member.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just watched some of Brandon’s recent IG reels and boy does he look happy living his new life with Tina. This leaves me kind of conflicted. Seeing all his kids saying prayer over their family Christmas feast seemed like they were finding their new normal and finding reconciliation and peace after the trauma of 2020. Yet then I think of the hell they went thru while Brandon came apart at the seems and blew up his family. We’ll never know how much Jen contributed with her narcissistic ways but there’s no doubt he’s getting to start over with someone who is all about him. While Jen keeps trying to sell us on the great love she’s building with Tyler even though something in our guts keeps telling us it’s not what it seems. At all. I kind of want Jen to start fresh and build a sweet little life with someone as into her as Tina is into Brandon.

Nothing warms the cockles of my fundie Christian heart like seeing a cereal adulterer and addict praying over his holiday meal with his newest (but surely not last) conquest and all of his children, booze in every hand, some double fisting. This is not a new normal. It may be new, but it’s far from normal. If you’re falling for it, you need to check yourself with the scrutiny you’re putting Jen under. He’s just as fake and just as attention hungry, if not more so.

For your favorite cereal adulterer I suggest this special bowl. It keeps the delicious crunch away from the milky creaminess:

Is there a promo code? 😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just watched some of Brandon’s recent IG reels and boy does he look happy living his new life with Tina. This leaves me kind of conflicted. Seeing all his kids saying prayer over their family Christmas feast seemed like they were finding their new normal and finding reconciliation and peace after the trauma of 2020. Yet then I think of the hell they went thru while Brandon came apart at the seems and blew up his family. We’ll never know how much Jen contributed with her narcissistic ways but there’s no doubt he’s getting to start over with someone who is all about him. While Jen keeps trying to sell us on the great love she’s building with Tyler even though something in our guts keeps telling us it’s not what it seems. At all. I kind of want Jen to start fresh and build a sweet little life with someone as into her as Tina is into Brandon.

Nothing warms the cockles of my fundie Christian heart like seeing a cereal adulterer and addict praying over his holiday meal with his newest (but surely not last) conquest and all of his children, booze in every hand, some double fisting. This is not a new normal. It may be new, but it’s far from normal. If you’re falling for it, you need to check yourself with the scrutiny you’re putting Jen under. He’s just as fake and just as attention hungry, if not more so.

For your favorite cereal adulterer I suggest this special bowl. It keeps the delicious crunch away from the milky creaminess:

Is there a promo code? 😂

JenPrefersOatmeal