Mr. Whipple - Don't squeeze the charmin
Hey Mikey, he likes it! Palmolive - you're soaking in it |
If you are local, Morton's Crazy Days sales. |
Why sizzle fat when you can Sizzlean! |
My brother and I both remember a commercial where a mechanic is working on a car and telling another guy about classes that he’s taking in his spare time and the second guy says, “Looks like you’re stepping up in the world!,” and the mechanic replies, “Yep. And you just stepped in my grease.” But we can’t find it or remember who it was for!
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Ooo, local ads! How about: Kemp Mill Records breaks its own records! and Spring-fi-eld Mall, The only mall you’ll ever neeeeeeed….. |
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 1 (lick) 2 (lick) 3 *Crunch* It takes 3. |
OMG thank you, Mon Chi Chi singer!! |
Slimfast…A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner.
Steakums were made to seem like a delicacy. Lots of denture cleaning tablets and denture cream commercials. We have more elderly people now, but they must have healthier teeth because you don’t see those much anymore. Liz Taylor hawking White Diamonds The Pepsi challenge |
Does anyone else remember the Dunkin’ Donuts guy having to get up in the middle of the night to make sure we all got fresh donuts, baked daily? Sometimes when I’m exhausted but have to get up, I still say to myself in that exasperated, self-pitying way, as I get out of bed, “Time to make the donuts.” |
I hated that commercial, because I mean come on, what kind of person *doesn't* like Life cereal? It's F'in delicious! |
Scrolled all the way to page 4 wanting to reference this one and you beat me to it! |
It comes in canisters not the little packets. |
Everybody doesn't like something
But nobody doesn't like Sara Lee If you put Libby's Libby's Libby's On the label label label You will like it like it like it On your table table table If you put Libby's Libby's Libby's On the label label label |
"Nobody bothers me" (for Jhoon Ree karate) "There's a slim new you, waiting inside....at Barbara Ellen" (a gym for women...probably the first of its kind in the area) |
That Whisk commercial jingle haunted me for years. I felt like it was on every time I turned on the TV. |