Parents too close

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Sorry, I only fool around with parents of DA players. Third-tier travel parents aren’t worth the time.

Might be the best DCUM post of all time.

I hear ECNL parents are better ...

Only on the girls side

[Anonymous]

Gross. From what I see on the sidelines. Yuck.

People look unshowered and fat.

There’s nobody I’d climb into the back of a car with...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gross. From what I see on the sidelines. Yuck.

People look unshowered and fat.

There’s nobody I’d climb into the back of a car with...

Well then, your kid must not be on my kid’s team then, sweetheart

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Sorry, I only fool around with parents of DA players. Third-tier travel parents aren’t worth the time.

Might be the best DCUM post of all time.

I hear ECNL parents are better ...

The ecnl parents are probably practically professionals.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gross. From what I see on the sidelines. Yuck.

People look unshowered and fat.

There’s nobody I’d climb into the back of a car with...

Wow

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gross. From what I see on the sidelines. Yuck.

People look unshowered and fat.

There’s nobody I’d climb into the back of a car with...

Wow

I think the PP was making a sensible point - two fat unwashed people in the back of a car is too many.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gross. From what I see on the sidelines. Yuck.

People look unshowered and fat.

There’s nobody I’d climb into the back of a car with...

Wow

I think the PP was making a sensible point - two fat unwashed people in the back of a car is too many.

Nice humans

[Anonymous]

Thread is hilarious

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thread is hilarious

Related: https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/909449.page

[Anonymous]

How did this weekend go? Were parents wearing masks and distancing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did this weekend go? Were parents wearing masks and distancing

No. They were far too close. At one game a veritable horde of fat unwashed ones with an insufficient supply of garments crammed themselves into a compact vehicle. The sight was enough to give me covid. This experience has caused me to rethink my whole commitment to travel soccer spectating at the weekends.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How did this weekend go? Were parents wearing masks and distancing

No. They were far too close. At one game a veritable horde of fat unwashed ones with an insufficient supply of garments crammed themselves into a compact vehicle. The sight was enough to give me covid. This experience has caused me to rethink my whole commitment to travel soccer spectating at the weekends.

Were you in the car with them? If not, do your own thing and get over it, busy body. My guess is you’re fat and unwashed yourself and have an inferiority complex and use insults as a defense mechanism. Or, maybe you’re just mentally weak. Either way, wear a mask, stay far away from others and keep quiet.

[Anonymous]

Meanwhile, can we get back to the original theme of this thread. Any update on the soccer affair? Was the deal sealed or just flirting tempered by discipline?

[Anonymous]

RantingSoccerDad wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How did this weekend go? Were parents wearing masks and distancing

I would say mask-wearing was definitely hit-or-miss. I think one of the parents I ejected from a game was wearing a mask but the other wasn't.

WAGS would've been a lot better if they'd kept the parents in the parking lot. Just make sure you've got tinted glass if you're hooking up.

And if you're not among those doing the hooking just, have a little class and just keep walking...

[Anonymous]

*and please forgive my misplaced comma...hard to type on the phone with my car rocking and all...