S/O to “DS’s best friend’s dad” thread...Who’s your goto fantasy?

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Anonymous wrote:My barber. I’ve been going to her for years. She’s really fun to talk to and has a ridiculous body. She’s flirty and always manages to have her boobs graze me as shes cutting my hair. I’d never overtly flirt back because I’m sure attractive women in the service industry get creepo’s hitting on them all the time.

She's Asian isn't she? They all do that.

Yes, she is. Do they really all do that?

No, of course not. How about all of the crazy smart Asian women who are always criticized for taking too many Ivy League slots??

Now, are some of the women who are trafficked into the sex trade Asian? Yes, just like poor women from Hispanic countries and Eastern European countries. They are not less than, their customers are.

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Anonymous wrote:Sister-in-law.

OMG this is creepy s n d disgusting

Fantasies often are.

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Anonymous wrote:Jessie’s girl

I bet you’re a boring, boring person. MGHMOYS.

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I often fantasize about my sister in law ... in bed, the shower, and when I’m at family functions and can stare at her without her knowing. she has perfect feet.

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Anonymous wrote:I often fantasize about my sister in law ... in bed, the shower, and when I’m at family functions and can stare at her without her knowing. she has perfect feet.

Again, you’re a creep. Just gross.

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Adam Driver, currently.

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Anonymous wrote:Adam Driver, currently.

Yes yes, so much this. Fortunately my husband looks like a more symmetrical Adam Driver, 15 years older. Before AD is was Adrian Brody (ai pretend he is tall) or Roger Federer

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Anonymous wrote:I often fantasize about my sister in law ... in bed, the shower, and when I’m at family functions and can stare at her without her knowing. she has perfect feet.

I wonder if she knows.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I often fantasize about my sister in law ... in bed, the shower, and when I’m at family functions and can stare at her without her knowing. she has perfect feet.

I wonder if she knows.

I bet she flaunts them and is barefoot at widely inappropriate times like at the pool or beach. Temptress!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My barber. I’ve been going to her for years. She’s really fun to talk to and has a ridiculous body. She’s flirty and always manages to have her boobs graze me as shes cutting my hair. I’d never overtly flirt back because I’m sure attractive women in the service industry get creepo’s hitting on them all the time.

She's Asian isn't she? They all do that.

Yes, she is. Do they really all do that?

LOL She's not flirting, she's looking for a good tip! And I bet you fall for it every. single. time. Dummy!

I hope she is looking for "just the tip" AAAAY OHHHHHHHHH giggety giggety I'll be here all week.

Me: pretty horny so generally fantasize on the concept of hot service guys/hot dads/coworkers... but they never are! I'd be pretty happy with a Chrismess though (that's my lingo for a Hemsworth/Evans/Pratt 4-way- DH invented the term)

Correcting this for my illiterate horndog wife.

I like it. I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers.

DH and I used to have a lot of WMW threesomes. We had two MWM threesomes. I fantasize about that a lot.