S/O to “DS’s best friend’s dad” thread...Who’s your goto fantasy?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:a ridiculously hot coworker from a different office[/quote

X1000 Married woman with kids here...I have a huge crush on a colleague in South America ... gorgeous accent, hot nerd.

[Anonymous]

A teacher from my middle school but I have to imagine myself being like 14 or so or it won't work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A teacher from my middle school but I have to imagine myself being like 14 or so or it won't work.

It does if you don’t tell your buddies about it. Keep it to yourself!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My barber. I’ve been going to her for years. She’s really fun to talk to and has a ridiculous body. She’s flirty and always manages to have her boobs graze me as shes cutting my hair. I’d never overtly flirt back because I’m sure attractive women in the service industry get creepo’s hitting on them all the time.

She's Asian isn't she? They all do that.

Yes, she is. Do they really all do that?

LOL She's not flirting, she's looking for a good tip! And I bet you fall for it every. single. time. Dummy!

I hope she is looking for "just the tip" AAAAY OHHHHHHHHH giggety giggety I'll be here all week.

Me: pretty horny so generally fantasize on the concept of hot service guys/hot dads/coworkers... but they never are! I'd be pretty happy with a Chrismas though (that's my lingo for a Hemsworth/Evans/Pratt 4-way- DH invented the term)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My barber. I’ve been going to her for years. She’s really fun to talk to and has a ridiculous body. She’s flirty and always manages to have her boobs graze me as shes cutting my hair. I’d never overtly flirt back because I’m sure attractive women in the service industry get creepo’s hitting on them all the time.

She's Asian isn't she? They all do that.

Yes, she is. Do they really all do that?

LOL She's not flirting, she's looking for a good tip! And I bet you fall for it every. single. time. Dummy!

I hope she is looking for "just the tip" AAAAY OHHHHHHHHH giggety giggety I'll be here all week.

Me: pretty horny so generally fantasize on the concept of hot service guys/hot dads/coworkers... but they never are! I'd be pretty happy with a Chrismess though (that's my lingo for a Hemsworth/Evans/Pratt 4-way- DH invented the term)

Correcting this for my illiterate horndog wife.

[Anonymous]

My coworker that I have a crush on.

[Anonymous]

Jeremy Renner.

Shut up, I know, I don’t care. He turns my crank.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jeremy Renner.

Shut up, I know, I don’t care. He turns my crank.

You might enjoy this.


https://youtu.be/jL2DcWB994s

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sister-in-law.

OMG this is creepy s n d disgusting

okay, my wife’s sister. Is that better?

No. Still creepy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jeremy Renner.

Shut up, I know, I don’t care. He turns my crank.

What's the issue?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jeremy Renner.

Shut up, I know, I don’t care. He turns my crank.

You might enjoy this.


https://youtu.be/jL2DcWB994s

Not too much of a fan of his singing, but with the sound off, this is perfect.

[Anonymous]

My massage therapist. Torture.

[Anonymous]

Stacy’s mom

[Anonymous]

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Stacy’s mom

Agreed, she’s got it going on.

[Anonymous]

Jessie’s girl