I accidentally shoplifted

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a 40yo White chick & I shop lift. Just started. Not sure why. I’m just tired of always following the rules.

Sorry, at 40 you’re no longer a “chick”

[Anonymous]

are we serious right now?

OP you are way too tightly wound. Relax. It was an honest mistake. You won't go to hell, or prison. Bad karma is not coming to get you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.

What is this referencing?

My Cousin Vinni

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.

What is this referencing?

My Cousin Vinni

*Vinny I meant. I shout hit the bed. Good night folks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.

What is this referencing?

My Cousin Vinni

*Vinny I meant. I shout hit the bed. Good night folks.

My Cousin Vinny. A movie from 1992.
DH and I love this movie. We have the DVD and watch it about once a year. We just about have all the lines memorized. My favorite line is, "Were those magic grits?"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I heard the car that spead away with the Capri sun had positraction.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Were you driving a metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible?

I was waiting for this! DCUM never fails.

What is this referencing?

My Cousin Vinni

*Vinny I meant. I shout hit the bed. Good night folks.

My Cousin Vinny. A movie from 1992.
DH and I love this movie. We have the DVD and watch it about once a year. We just about have all the lines memorized. My favorite line is, "Were those magic grits?"
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/

Do the laws of physics cease to exist in your kitchen!?!??”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a 40yo White chick & I shop lift. Just started. Not sure why. I’m just tired of always following the rules.

Thanks for driving up prices for the rest of us, loser.

[Anonymous]

Give it to the next homeless person you see.

Hopefully it will be greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous]

Many years ago when I was about ten I saved up a lot of money to buy packs of baseball cards. I bought ten packs but when I got home I realized that I had twelve so I got on my bike and rode back to the store to return the two extras. The store manager thanked me and told me to keep the two extra packs. I learned a lesson that being honest can have benefits.

[Anonymous]

What gas station sells individual capri sun?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many years ago when I was about ten I saved up a lot of money to buy packs of baseball cards. I bought ten packs but when I got home I realized that I had twelve so I got on my bike and rode back to the store to return the two extras. The store manager thanked me and told me to keep the two extra packs. I learned a lesson that being honest can have benefits.

Kind of... but if you were dishonest, you would have had the same benefits...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am a 40yo White chick & I shop lift. Just started. Not sure why. I’m just tired of always following the rules.

Do an AMA!

It would be very boring.
I am incredibly boring. It is why I started shoplifting. Just needed to do something that was non compliant.

[Anonymous]

OP
Why post this?
Do you really have a problem that you are trying to cover up yet tell the world. No one can be this guilty. It seems like you have an issue that you are trying to announce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many years ago when I was about ten I saved up a lot of money to buy packs of baseball cards. I bought ten packs but when I got home I realized that I had twelve so I got on my bike and rode back to the store to return the two extras. The store manager thanked me and told me to keep the two extra packs. I learned a lesson that being honest can have benefits.

Kind of... but if you were dishonest, you would have had the same benefits...

True, but you’d still be dishonest.