My wife charges me to edit documents?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha ha! Foreigner OP, came to the US and married a white girl..

Now that he's married, no more BJs and has to pay her by the word. If you try to leave, she'll take all your money, teh house and the kids..

You're stuck buddy!

Op here: There were no bjs before marriage OR after marriage. In my culture most women do not become intimate until after marriage. I don't think bjs are typical. It's not something I talk about with friends so I don't know. My wife is gorgeous though ok am very happy. By nearly anyone’s standards of beauty, she’s simply beautiful. I've been trying to get her take off the rush charges but she won't bulge.

You don’t feel $12 is reasonable for a charge?

No wonder you’re not getting any benefits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha ha! Foreigner OP, came to the US and married a white girl..

Now that he's married, no more BJs and has to pay her by the word. If you try to leave, she'll take all your money, teh house and the kids..

You're stuck buddy!

Op here: There were no bjs before marriage OR after marriage. In my culture most women do not become intimate until after marriage. I don't think bjs are typical. It's not something I talk about with friends so I don't know. My wife is gorgeous though ok am very happy. By nearly anyone’s standards of beauty, she’s simply beautiful. I've been trying to get her take off the rush charges but she won't bulge.

Dude, I was just kidding. I'm glad you have a great wife.

On the charges though.. I think she's not interested in working for free, period. What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha ha! Foreigner OP, came to the US and married a white girl..

Now that he's married, no more BJs and has to pay her by the word. If you try to leave, she'll take all your money, teh house and the kids..

You're stuck buddy!

Op here: There were no bjs before marriage OR after marriage. In my culture most women do not become intimate until after marriage. I don't think bjs are typical. It's not something I talk about with friends so I don't know. My wife is gorgeous though ok am very happy. By nearly anyone’s standards of beauty, she’s simply beautiful. I've been trying to get her take off the rush charges but she won't bulge.

You don’t feel $12 is reasonable for a charge?

No wonder you’re not getting any benefits.

She's charging $60 now for 3 pages.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha ha! Foreigner OP, came to the US and married a white girl..

Now that he's married, no more BJs and has to pay her by the word. If you try to leave, she'll take all your money, teh house and the kids..

You're stuck buddy!

Op here: There were no bjs before marriage OR after marriage. In my culture most women do not become intimate until after marriage. I don't think bjs are typical. It's not something I talk about with friends so I don't know. My wife is gorgeous though ok am very happy. By nearly anyone’s standards of beauty, she’s simply beautiful. I've been trying to get her take off the rush charges but she won't bulge.

You don’t feel $12 is reasonable for a charge?

No wonder you’re not getting any benefits.

She's charging $60 now for 3 pages.

Ask her to find a gig outside to do the same work and pay her the same rates. That should help both of you with expectations on rate.

[Anonymous]

Why isn't all the money joint money - do you with hold money from her or something? If she wants $30 can't she just withdraw it and spend it?

[Anonymous]

What is your culture that doesn't do oral sex, OP?

[Anonymous]

Her rates are too low!! You’re getting a great deal. I charge $50/hr for this!

- freelance editor

[Anonymous]

How did your awesome, hilarious wife marry someone so humorless?

[Anonymous]

Shall I translate for you?

"Dear husband, you're pissing me off with your requests on my time. I'm sleep-deprived and my brain is completely focused on my baby right now, and I find it offensive that you think I'm on the couch all day eating bonbons. RESPECT MY TIME."

[Anonymous]

BTW, you sound so socially clueless that I'm wondering if you don't have Asperger's. Look it up, OP, and see if it fits.

Please tell me you have something to offer your wife. Can't be humor or brains, and if you're whining about $12 it can't be wealth, so... what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha ha! Foreigner OP, came to the US and married a white girl..

Now that he's married, no more BJs and has to pay her by the word. If you try to leave, she'll take all your money, teh house and the kids..

You're stuck buddy!

Op here: There were no bjs before marriage OR after marriage. In my culture most women do not become intimate until after marriage. I don't think bjs are typical. It's not something I talk about with friends so I don't know. My wife is gorgeous though ok am very happy. By nearly anyone’s standards of beauty, she’s simply beautiful. I've been trying to get her take off the rush charges but she won't bulge.

Dude, I was just kidding. I'm glad you have a great wife.

On the charges though.. I think she's not interested in working for free, period. What's wrong with that?

She lives rent free...oh guess that does not count because you know she is a woman.

[Anonymous]

I think the humor is lost in translation

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha ha! Foreigner OP, came to the US and married a white girl..

Now that he's married, no more BJs and has to pay her by the word. If you try to leave, she'll take all your money, teh house and the kids..

You're stuck buddy!

Op here: There were no bjs before marriage OR after marriage. In my culture most women do not become intimate until after marriage. I don't think bjs are typical. It's not something I talk about with friends so I don't know. My wife is gorgeous though ok am very happy. By nearly anyone’s standards of beauty, she’s simply beautiful. I've been trying to get her take off the rush charges but she won't bulge.

Dude, I was just kidding. I'm glad you have a great wife.

On the charges though.. I think she's not interested in working for free, period. What's wrong with that?

She lives rent free...oh guess that does not count because you know she is a woman.

That's right, she popped out his kid and gave life. What did you do lately, you rotund piece of garbage?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is your culture that doesn't do oral sex, OP?

Most Muslims won't do it.