Worst Christmas song

[Anonymous]

Christmas Eve in Washington and Christmas Shoes.

After hearing those two songs, how can anyone think there are worse Christmas songs?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Christmas Eve in Washington and Christmas Shoes.

After hearing those two songs, how can anyone think there are worse Christmas songs?

Yep. This should end the thread. There is nothing worse than these two songs.

[Anonymous]

I don't even consider Christmas Shoes a "Christmas song" because it's just meant to be depressing. I think Christmas songs have to be religion or at least celebrate the season to be considered.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That So this is Christmas song where it talks about how people are suffering in the world and what have I done about it. "I hope it's a good one, without any fear." blech.

"So this is Christmas...and what have you done? Another year older...."

Yes horrible.

Yep. This and that Christmas Shoes song.

I've also never been a fan of the Chipmunks and I don't think their songs are cute or funny...or whatever they are supposed to be. Chewing on tin foil annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anything Mariah Carey

Fail. It's not Christmas unless I have heard her "All I want for Christmas is you."

[Anonymous]

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. And the lyrics ‘I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus’
A) kid, that’s super awesome you just witnessed what you believe is minor (or because you are so young, major to you) infidelity)
B) when dd heard this song she asked me to explain. She didn’t understand, and to explain it, I’d have to 1) tell her who Santa is and 2) possibly explain infidelity, in terms of kissing. Which again, is what she believes is PEAK married affection.

I rest my case.

But +1 to Washington. I’ve moved away and don’t hear it anymore. Curious if there are other metros with specific Christmas songs. Probably not because it’s stupid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The rape anthem 'baby it's cold outside.' Catchy tune, terrible message.

do you always look for the worst in everything?

[Anonymous]

You are all wrong. The worst one BY FAR is Dominick the Donkey. It includes "hee haw" donkey sounds. It is horrendous. And I have a coworker who insists on playing it at every Xmas party to annoy everyone haha.

Here's a taste of the first verse:
Hey, Chingedy ching, hee haw, hee haw
It's Dominick, the donkey
Chingedy ching, hee haw, hee haw
The Italian Christmas donkey
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, laeohda

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. And the lyrics ‘I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus’
A) kid, that’s super awesome you just witnessed what you believe is minor (or because you are so young, major to you) infidelity. Merry Christmas Eve kid!!
B) when dd heard this song she asked me to explain. She didn’t understand, and to explain it, I’d have to 1) tell her who Santa is and 2) possibly explain infidelity, in terms of kissing. Which again, is what she believes is PEAK married affection.

I rest my case.

But +1 to Washington. I’ve moved away and don’t hear it anymore. Curious if there are other metros with specific Christmas songs. Probably not because it’s stupid.

^me again. Addition in bold.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also Rockin Around the Christmas Tree. That voice with all the skips in it that sounds like a pubescent boy.

Sorry that my mom's cousin Brenda Lee's voice bothers you... not sorry. :-/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You are all wrong. The worst one BY FAR is Dominick the Donkey. It includes "hee haw" donkey sounds. It is horrendous. And I have a coworker who insists on playing it at every Xmas party to annoy everyone haha.

Here's a taste of the first verse:
Hey, Chingedy ching, hee haw, hee haw
It's Dominick, the donkey
Chingedy ching, hee haw, hee haw
The Italian Christmas donkey
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, laeohda

I LOVE Dominick the Donkey.

(I know...hangs head in shame )

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Also Rockin Around the Christmas Tree. That voice with all the skips in it that sounds like a pubescent boy.

Sorry that my mom's cousin Brenda Lee's voice bothers you... not sorry. :-/

You shouldn't have such an investment in your mother's cousin's voice. But I guess when that's all you've got...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. And the lyrics ‘I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus’
A) kid, that’s super awesome you just witnessed what you believe is minor (or because you are so young, major to you) infidelity)
B) when dd heard this song she asked me to explain. She didn’t understand, and to explain it, I’d have to 1) tell her who Santa is and 2) possibly explain infidelity, in terms of kissing. Which again, is what she believes is PEAK married affection.

I rest my case.

But +1 to Washington. I’ve moved away and don’t hear it anymore. Curious if there are other metros with specific Christmas songs. Probably not because it’s stupid.

The song isn't about mommy cheating. Rather daddy is dressed up like Santa Claus, and mommy kissing her husband.

[Anonymous]

I can't believe anyone would put Mariah, George or the Boss on this list!

I cannot be friends with you.

Although, I do agree that it makes me a little sad to hear about Clarence asking Santa for a saxophone. RIP Clarence

I saw a list at one point that put the "Do They Know It's Christmas" song at the top of the list. While it is catchy, I have to agree.

[Anonymous]

Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart