Put this on my gravestone
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Anonymous
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Better here than in DC
(WC Fields paraphrase) |
Anonymous
| Finally at my ideal weight. |
Anonymous
| I heard that... |
Anonymous
| "I told you I was sick!" |
Anonymous
| "Finally, she shut up." |
Anonymous
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"It's warmer here, than I expected."
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Anonymous
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Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole. |
Anonymous
| "I can hear you, so say nice things." |
Anonymous
| "Why didn't you bring me flowers when I was alive?" |
Anonymous
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My grandfather wanted:
"Now, I finally get some peace and quiet." Thurgood Marshall supposedly said: "I did the best I could with what I had." My mother wants: "What a ride!" |
Anonymous
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Here's a whole list:
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=egeekowl I've seen the first one in Congressional Cemetery. |