Put this on my gravestone

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Hamlet's mother. Awesome, so many times over.
What, say you?

Hmmm. I've always felt this line is sort of sexist. Or at least sexist guys use it way too much.

[Anonymous]

I think I want a limerick:

There once was a girl from Poughkeepsie;
Who sometimes would get a bit tipsy;
She liked a good rhyme;
And lived a long time;
But was a bit wide at the hips, see.

I'll keep working on it.

[Anonymous]

Don't put dirt on my grave just yet.

[Anonymous]

I knew this was going to happen.

[Anonymous]

Heaven doesn't want me; Hell is afraid I'll take over; and Valhalla said to bring as much mead as I plan to drink.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Hamlet's mother. Awesome, so many times over.
What, say you?

Hmmm. I've always felt this line is sort of sexist. Or at least sexist guys use it way too much.

I am the OP and I can see how you would think this. I did the direct quote but it I think I would have to find a way to rephrase it. The "doth protest too much". might be good enough. Now I'll be thinking about this all day. If you have any ideas, please help me recouch this.

[Anonymous]

This is the equivalent of getting a tattoo. What seems like a good idea at one time is not at another, but it's permanent.

Just put my name and the dates on my gravestone.

[Anonymous]

In 10-pt type (how a stone cutter would cut this I don't know; their problem not mine)


IF YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS you are right in the middle of the cloud...

In 3-pt type: Ahhh, good fart. Savour it.

[Anonymous]

Mother, Wife, Daughter, Friend
Beloved

This is what I live for, hope for. When I see people get crazed for their careers, power, neighborhood gossip, etc. I just remember that what matters most is what is on your stone. Unless of course artist, writer, etc. President, a job that was You, that would be added as well.

[Anonymous]

Cherish Life.
Embrace Trials.
Take measured risks.
Grow a little every day.
Forgive easily.
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Be unafraid of the outcome.

[Anonymous]

"It WAS my last .... but I thorough enjoyed it".

Those that know me know my favorite saying is 'Enjoy each day as if it is your last, one day you'll be right'

[Anonymous]

Who left my tools out in the rain?

[Anonymous]

All of that work and for what?

[Anonymous]

See ya later alligator!

OR

I'll be back

[Anonymous]

Sleeping. Please do not disturb.