My son the most childishly mature insane genius I've ever met. What do I do!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Troll, troll, troll your boat...

Best post yet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WHat tv has he watched?

He never watches anything but BBC America. TV isn't his thing. He usually spends his time in a book or looking out a window or going on a long walk.

Nice try: http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/polling-theory-embarrassment-453096

Now go do your homework, "Oliver."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm thinking you are a 14 year old with a big imagination. Just need to work on the grammar.

I think this is the best assessment so far.
Also need to learn that copy-paste technique is not your friend (we have google too, you know).
And most importantly - write what you know (and no, you don't have any 6 y.o. children).

Although, please, don't stop. It is quite entertaining, I have to admit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is equal parts fascinating and creepy. Like we're being trolled by HAL 9000.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WHat tv has he watched?

He never watches anything but BBC America. TV isn't his thing. He usually spends his time in a book or looking out a window or going on a long walk.

Is Oliver a character in a Lemony Snicket book?

[Anonymous]

What in the hell is going on over here?

[Anonymous]

I knew you were full of shit when you said Florida.
If Oliver is so smart, he would not be living in Florida.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Troll, troll, troll your boat...

An inmate has gained access to a computer, apparently.

[Anonymous]

lol Florida Woman

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I knew you were full of shit when you said Florida.
If Oliver is so smart, he would not be living in Florida.

[Anonymous]

If your kids were 5 by September 1 then they would have already started school, no?

[Anonymous]

Anyone else think the guys from England? Who in FL says "bloke" twice and refers to Dickens as Charley Dickens? Even if they do watch a lot of BBC.

[Anonymous]

*guy's

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone else think the guys from England? Who in FL says "bloke" twice and refers to Dickens as Charley Dickens? Even if they do watch a lot of BBC.

Yes, I noticed "Charley", bloke, clever, etc. and also the fact that "the father" is not aware that in the US 5 y.o. children supposed to be in school already. Could be writing from 1920s Yorkshire with an ink pen for what I know

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone else think the guys from England? Who in FL says "bloke" twice and refers to Dickens as Charley Dickens? Even if they do watch a lot of BBC.

People in FLA watch QVC not the BBC.