LMFAO funniest thing I have ever read on DCUM and I totally feel you. |
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I'd buy a beach house.
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You do realize he will take half of that right? |
| Probably not like $550,000 after taxes. I'd put it away for my kids' college. |
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It's quaint that people think they can quit their job on a million dollar lottery win.
Me? I'll put it with the rest. Maybe a crazy night out to celebrate the windfall. $10k limit. |
| I'm one of the ones who said I'd quit my job to stay home with the kids while they are young (maybe longer, depending on how it goes and their needs). My partner would keep working so yeah, we would be just fine. |
Not all chicks dig money |
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. |
I think 1 person said that. |
| Buy a million more tickets for a chance at winning a prize that is actually worth getting excited about. |
| Invest it. I can always figure out what I want to spend it on later. Mortgage rate is too low to pay off the mortgage, I can get more return for the money in some good mutual funds/index funds. |
Thank you for this. We (mostly you) win the internet today. |
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Assuming $600K net
$100K each in 529s for two children $40K - vacations, Disney for the kids now (elementary school aged) and save for international family travel experience along the lines of a Safari or Machu Picichu in 4 years or so $10K - work with my children to select a cause to help fund $200K investments $150K reduction in principal on mortgage to speed pay-off. |
It was me. And I could. It would be enough for a NICE sabatical while I finish transitioning into something else, career wise, now that everyone is ALMOST launched. And I would. |
| buy some sex. been too long and money seems to work on women in my circle, would go out and "buy" some in different circle of friends. |