My Johnny Depp crush is officially over

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


Not true. Late 80s Johnny Depp was pretty nice.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


Agree with both!


I've also never gotten over that break-up!
Where's Winona these days? I love her!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


Agree with both!


I've also never gotten over that break-up!
Where's Winona these days? I love her!


Same. Winona forever.

And now he is stuck screwing a 28 year old bisexual who is only with him cause he bought her an island. He has turned into a sad, delusional old man- they very kind of guy he and Winona would have made fun of back in the day.

Sad, really.

Not to mention, Winona still looks 30 and could give amber a serious run for her money any day.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


Agree with both!


I've also never gotten over that break-up!
Where's Winona these days? I love her!


NP here. I get the impression Winona has her own issues. Remember the shoplifting incident?

I don't really care about the picture of him. I think the teeth are for Pirates and the weight is for some other movie.

What bothers me is that he did the stereotypical trade-in of a beautiful (but aging) long-term partner and mother of his children (that French actress) for someone younger.

What I always liked about him was that I thought he didn't fall into a stereotype, but that seems to have changed. I feel the same way about a few other actors who have done the same kind of thing.

Sure he dated models and actresses all along, but that relationship lasted 14 years. She had two kids. And then he leaves her when she's 40? And barely any time passes until he's engaged to someone significantly younger? I mean, he wouldn't marry the woman who had his children, but after such a brief time, he's fine with marrying someone much younger?

My celebrity crushes in general are officially over. I'm too old and not naive enough to believe that any of them really are all that special. That industry is similar to politics -- there's a lot of ego and vanity and they all want to pretend they're "different," but they're all really the same.

Anonymous
He gained weight for his latest movie. Hopefully, he'll shed it quickly. It would be nice if he washed his hair once in a while. I was also wondering if those were gems in his teeth.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


wow - This is the worst shot I could find of her, and she still looks good at 43.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


wow - This is the worst shot I could find of her, and she still looks good at 43.


Those eyes scream "heavily medicated".
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


wow - This is the worst shot I could find of her, and she still looks good at 43.


Those eyes scream "heavily medicated".


She looks scared and unsettled. Spooky.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


I could never figure out the appeal. Just seems weird for the sake of being weird.
Anonymous
Johnny Depp was on Jimmy Kimmel show last night, and his weight wasn't too terribly bad, but his teeth -- OMG, awful. He avoided smiling, but when he did, there was that red thing on the right side of his mouth, then it looked as if he may have had a tooth missing on the left side and the other teeth had large gaps between. The bottom front teeth also looked like they were silver. He would be a dentist's makeover dream. I can't understand why he doesn't get those teeth fixed! Yuck!

Anonymous
He's a chain smoker, right? That can't help the teeth situation.

What's weird to me is that Winona Ryder played Zachary Quinto's mother in that Star Trek movie, and she's only around 5 years older than he is.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:He now actually looks like this edit:


Ahahaha
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


I could never figure out the appeal. Just seems weird for the sake of being weird.


+1. And I'm not attracted to a man who would marry someone 20 years younger. It is a HUGE turn on for me when a man is attracted to women his own age.
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.


wow - This is the worst shot I could find of her, and she still looks good at 43.


Those eyes scream "heavily medicated".


She looks scared and unsettled. Spooky.


freaky
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:His fragrance commercial was so weird it made me laugh: http://thestir.cafemom.com/celebrities/190213/johnny_depps_dior_commercial_makes


Super dumb commercial
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