My Johnny Depp crush is officially over

Anonymous
The fashion bloggers Tom and lorenzo call him "gay elderly wind chime." Or they call his style of red carpet dress gay elderly wind chime. Whichever.

Ah, Johnny Depp. i've long said there's good Johnny and bad johnny. Cleaned up/slightly scruffy Johnny is a wonder. Bad Johnny is a wonder too, but in a totally different way.

Anonymous
Wow. WTH?
Anonymous
I think he gained weight to play a mobster in his latest movie. Don't worry he will reinvent himself in a heartbeat. You were enthralled with an illusion from the beginning. I think most of these actors are blank slates that have to put on a persona like we put on clothes.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What's up with his teeth?


+1


I think they're for the latest Pirates installment, part of his Jack Sparrow get-up.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


Come on! 21 Jump Street! He was hot.


+1. Swoon.
Anonymous
While a horrible movie, he was still pretty hot in the lone ranger, just a couple of years ago.

This change is an international tragedy. He looks positively ill.

Anonymous
And this confirms my 'he's gross' feelings..
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:From this:



To this:


He's got everything wrong now. Old age, weight gain and a very young wife. The huge age gap is making him desperate. Those gold teeth are just pathetic.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He was never crushworthy in the first place.


Come on! 21 Jump Street! He was hot.

+1
I adored him then. I wish I could unsee the images in this thread now.
Anonymous
He looks like a bloated corpse.
Anonymous
I think he was at his peak in Chocolat.

I've never gotten over he and Winona Ryder breaking up.
Anonymous
I think he looks like that for his Black Mass movie. He was unrecognizeable in the trailer.
Anonymous
This is one of those tragedies of time, like Prince William's hair. Too bad.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:He looks like a bloated corpse.


Agreed. To the point where he almost reminds me of Josh Duggar in the first photo in this thread.
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