husband tells me he needs to go to the washroom

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Anonymous wrote:Ha ha. I think I would prefer this instead of what my boyfriend says. He calls his penis a "pee-pee". Such as "I guess you really like the way my pee pee feels". WTF dude. I'm almost to my breaking point with it!

Now this would bother me. Baby -talk and sex do not go together. At all!

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Anonymous wrote:This is the first time I've ever heard that saying that you "have to pee" is "feminine." I am a man, and I'm pretty sure that I've said this on occasion. I wouldn't say it in polite company, but in sort of a joking way among casual friends and family. Personally, I prefer to just say that I have to run to the "bathroom" or "restroom."

I'm not sure what is meant by a "pee song." I've been in public restrooms where guys sometimes do sort of a comical humming and singing while they pee. Maybe that's what she means?

Honestly, OP seems a little uptight to me. I can imagine her pursing her lips in disapproval as she reads this very sentence.

Sorry, NP. It's very feminine. Maybe you are an effeminate guy and dont realize it?

I have heard nearly all my girlfriends say it and not one guy I know. What's next- guys going to the bathroom in groups to gossip? Seriously, it's just not a thing most guys say. Rarely is a consensus reached on DCUM and that is the consensus, so just accept it. And stop saying it!! ughhhhh

PP, here. I think saying that you have to "pee" is a bit childish, but I have sometimes said it in an knowingly humorous way. If that bothers you, then good riddance.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is the first time I've ever heard that saying that you "have to pee" is "feminine." I am a man, and I'm pretty sure that I've said this on occasion. I wouldn't say it in polite company, but in sort of a joking way among casual friends and family. Personally, I prefer to just say that I have to run to the "bathroom" or "restroom."

I'm not sure what is meant by a "pee song." I've been in public restrooms where guys sometimes do sort of a comical humming and singing while they pee. Maybe that's what she means?

Honestly, OP seems a little uptight to me. I can imagine her pursing her lips in disapproval as she reads this very sentence.

Sorry, NP. It's very feminine. Maybe you are an effeminate guy and dont realize it?

I have heard nearly all my girlfriends say it and not one guy I know. What's next- guys going to the bathroom in groups to gossip? Seriously, it's just not a thing most guys say. Rarely is a consensus reached on DCUM and that is the consensus, so just accept it. And stop saying it!! ughhhhh

PP, here. I think saying that you have to "pee" is a bit childish, but I have sometimes said it in an knowingly humorous way. If that bothers you, then good riddance.

Ugh. You sound like a girly man. No bueno.

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Fake people like to use terms other than bathroom because it makes them sound worldly.

If my husband announced he needed to pee every single time he needed to pee, his new nickname would be pee pee head.

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Anonymous wrote:My DH and I announce where we're going when we leave the room. It would be unnatural to just get up and walk out. If we are in the middle of something, it gives the other person an estimate on how long the departure will take. If it's bathroom related, it's also a request for privacy. I find his choice of terms a little childish, but not crass. My DH is crass ("I need to take a leak"), but it doesn't bother me since sometimes we jokingly say things that are far worse. The pee pee dance is kinda weird too, but during times in my life that are particularly happy/stress-free, I find myself acting sillier and talking to myself more often, so my guess would be he's just happy.

We have small children so do the same (as a warning to the other person that they need to watch the kids) but "I'll be right back" and then going into the bathroom seems to be clear enough for both of us without being too descriptive.

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Anonymous wrote:Fake people like to use terms other than bathroom because it makes them sound worldly.

If my husband announced he needed to pee every single time he needed to pee, his new nickname would be pee pee head.

Yes. Or start saying "pee pee from da wee wee? Da widdle wee wee?" Every time he says it, in a childlike voice. If you act like a toddler rather than a man, you will get treated as such.

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PP, here. I think saying that you have to "pee" is a bit childish, but I have sometimes said it in an knowingly humorous way. If that bothers you, then good riddance.

Oh good point. Guy PP from earlier, I said I don't know of guys who use "pee", but it is true that guys I know who are fathers of toddlers/preschoolers will say "pee", including me. I didn't even thing about kid-talk when responding, I was only thinking about what I say to other adults. I have said it for my children, but they're in preschool now and we're starting to move away from pee and poop. Right now we're trying to teach them #1 and #2.

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I agree.

What a turn off.

It's like during sex, if he squeals..."Look honey...My hot dog is going to jump right into your bun!!"

Yikes.

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Anonymous wrote:I agree.

What a turn off.

It's like during sex, if he squeals..."Look honey...My hot dog is going to jump right into your bun!!"

Yikes.

LOL exactly. Absolute yuck.

I would feel like I was screwing an 11 year old... it's bizarre.