Things I'm afraid to Google

[Anonymous]

2 girls 1 cup was such a huge pop culture thing a few years back. There are a million reaction vids on YouTube. You don't have to be into scat to have heard of it...really surprised some people didn't know.

Now, don't Google Goatse or TubGirl....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry but I'm confused. I understand being afraid to google things that would cause gross images to pop up- but what's with Boston tea party, dicks sporting goods, and the other random ones?
also, indica vs setiva? that's not a gross one- do you mean you're afraid to google because it might get stored in your computer that you googled it?

Anything Tea Party related could alert Homeland Security.

Google Pop-up and see how many pop-ups suddenly pop up.

Dick's Sporting Goods often brings up pictures of dicks.

Irish Car Bomb- homeland Security again.

[Anonymous]

2G1C. First thing that entered my mind.

Also, zit popping.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

The easy way is to search at Wiki thereby avoiding the vastness of the full interwebs.

Eeek. I read the wiki site and that is enough. I don't need to see the film.

My best friend kept telling me to watch it, but with a tone I didn't trust. I saw a reaction video on YouTube and decided against watching it. My friend eventually fessed up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

The easy way is to search at Wiki thereby avoiding the vastness of the full interwebs.

Eeek. I read the wiki site and that is enough. I don't need to see the film.

Umm what the hell!!?!?!?! Foul!

[Anonymous]

2 girls 1 cup and tubgirl were very popular at around the same time lemon party was.

[Anonymous]

Lemon Party cracks me up and makes me sad at the same time. In other words, the perfect meme.

[Anonymous]

Ok, NOW someone is going to have to explain "lemon party".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok, NOW someone is going to have to explain "lemon party".

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok, NOW someone is going to have to explain "lemon party".

senior-citizen gay porn

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this is really my sister's story, but it is a classic. My family is Portuguese, and perhaps you've seen ceramic statues of roosters that are very common in Portuguese kitchens - they're generally the same stylized look.

Anyway, my sister and my mom are in my mom's office talking about the roosters, and my mom decides to Google something about them. After a second or two see says, Oh my, I dont' think this is what I want. My sister says what is it, what did you google?

And my mom says.....


Wait for it.....

Portuguese cocks!

Classic! My mother is German, she often comes up with things like this..totally innocently and the wonders why I'm laughing my a$$ off.

[Anonymous]

Pressure cookers and backpacks.

[Anonymous]

Things Not To Google:

Goatse

2 Girls 1 Cup

2 Guys 1 Horse

Shake That Bear

1 Guy 1 Cup - this is my personal Godzilla Threshold for Fucked Up Crap On The Interwebz. If its not worse than 1G1J, its not really that bad.

[Anonymous]

Oh and for those of you who want to know, a dirty sanchez is after anal a guy pulls out and wipes himself off across his partner's upper lip.

Your welcome.

[Anonymous]

A guy I knew from college started Bear Naked granola. When it was just getting started, he sent an email to a bunch of us directing us to his website. He was a child model, so his website conveniently had him "modeling" in the pics. Unfortunately, the email directed us to "Bare Naked Granola" which was something different entirely. LOL!!!

But seriously, way to go Brendan. You seem to have gotten your marketing straitened out. Proud of you!