Things I'm afraid to Google

[Anonymous]

Sorry but I'm confused. I understand being afraid to google things that would cause gross images to pop up- but what's with Boston tea party, dicks sporting goods, and the other random ones?
also, indica vs setiva? that's not a gross one- do you mean you're afraid to google because it might get stored in your computer that you googled it?

[Anonymous]

I once was shopping for furniture and googled "hooker chests."

the good news is, nothing NSFW came up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Cystic acne. My eyes! The pictures! The videos! The fetishes!

What?! Ew! I had cystic acne when I was a teenager and I can't imagine why anyone would fetishize it. Yuck!

[Anonymous]

Wouldn't this all be fixed by turning your safe search on?

[Anonymous]

Someone I knew had MRSA -- I've never been so horrified, and I have seen goatse and 2 girls 1 cup.

[Anonymous]

I accidentally learned that Amazon carries fetish gear when I searched for "sleep sack" on Amazon--the $1000 full-body adult-size leather ones showed up alongside the baby gear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I accidentally learned that Amazon carries fetish gear when I searched for "sleep sack" on Amazon--the $1000 full-body adult-size leather ones showed up alongside the baby gear.

I remember Andrew Sullivan reposted on his blog a screenshot someone had sent him of an Amazon listing for communion wafers. (Apparently, you can buy them on Amazon. Who knew?) Under the listing, in the section titled, "Customers like you also bought. . .. " was personal lubricant!

[Anonymous]

I learned the hard way not to look up "home facial." Most of the results were NOT about honey-lemon masks.

[Anonymous]

angelina jolie double mastectomy

[Anonymous]

+1 for 2 girls 1 cup. Still don't know exactly what that is.

Also, dirty sanchez. Don't know what it is, afraid to find out.

[Anonymous]

Tonsiliths

enough said....

[Anonymous]

Maybe the intrepid googlers could provide a public service? Give us a brief and not-too-icky description of these things we hear about but are too afraid to investigate?

[Anonymous]

Cystic acne poster here. Gross info forthcoming;

There are tons of stop motion videos and close ups of popping a cystic pimple. There's also a subgroup of people who looooove to pop their partners huge cystic pimples and they write all about the experience.

[Anonymous]

I vs. S = types of pot

[Anonymous]

Anything involving cancer statistics