S/O capri pants. I believe ____ flatters no one:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love khakis and turtlenecks both. 80s prep forever!

+1. PP, we must be old.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Strapless bridal gowns. I mean, they might look good, but to me, they are just not bridal. Leave something to imagination, I say.

Skinny pants/jeans look good on very few women. Most women who wear them do not look good at them.

Cropped tops that end above the waistline of your pants/skirts. You have to be super-toned and firm for this to work. Most people aren't.

White stockings. Unless you are five and playing snowflake in the preschool morning show.

Running shoes/sneakers outside of the gym.

White stockings AND running shoes worn with a business suit as sported by many, many women on metro. It hurts me eyeballs. Just get comfortable shoes you can walk in, believe me, they exist outside of Footlocker!

Pleated trousers.

Don't get the hate for:

- capsleeves. I have toned arms and they look awesome on me.

- high-waisted jeans. I love them with longer tops because most jeans these days are cut so low, it's difficult to avoid the look of an extra skin fold between the waistband and the top. See below re: crop tops, very few people are THAT firm. High-waisted jeans solve the problem and give my tops a smooth line.

- turtlenecks. It wouldn't be an enduring style solution if it didn't look good on most people.

- capris. With the right length (past the thickest part of the calf) it looks great.

- kittenheels. They aren't very practical, but if you don't have very thick calves, you can wear them.

Really? People still do that??
Pardon my ignorance, I don't get to ride Metro that often. White stockings/sneakers were 'the look' in the 90s, and I can't believe someone's still sporting it.

[Anonymous]

Mini dresses and boots.

[Anonymous]

Crocs on adults. Capris. Facial piercings. Tattoos (with very few exceptions). Bad plastic surgery. Platform/wedge sneakers. Leggings as pants, unless you wear a tunic or dress to cover up your butt. Too many logos on anything -- purse, jewelry, clothes, whatever. Mullets.

[Anonymous]

Oh, and comb-overs on balding men. You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any blouse or dress that ties in the back with a bow.

I assume you mean these don't look good on adults, but they look ADORABLE on little girls!

My mom used to say how cheap those dresses/shirts looked (on adults of course). And she never commented on fashion..

[Anonymous]

Capris
False eyelashes
Leggings without a tunic
Fake hair
"suntan" or white pantyhose
Pleated pants
Holiday sweaters
Uggs on anyone over 16
Strapless wedding dresses on anyone over size 8
Lip liner

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I'd hit THAT Thursday!

[Anonymous]

Tank tops on men.
Overalls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Clogs.

Unflattering? Yeah. Awesome in every other way? Yes!

[Anonymous]

White pants. Especially white linen pants. Or very tight-fitting white jeans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Skinny jeans tucked into knee boots.

Many women look good in these.

I also don't understand the hate for strapless wedding dresses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mine: khaki pants. Ever. It's just not happening. Male, female, no matter your size. No one looks good in them. Now you go.

I like khaki/black pants on most people. It's just about everything else that only looks good on certain people. Like skinny pants. I know 3 people they look good on. The other 25, not so much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Skinny jeans tucked into knee boots.

Many women look good in these.

I also don't understand the hate for strapless wedding dresses.

I've seen lots of college students who look good in these. They have the body for it.

[Anonymous]

holy shit, you people don't leave much for me to wear. I gotta chill sometime. I can't wear high fashion day in day out.